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Andrew Stuart
@AndrewStuart
Manchester Evening News | Accidental goat correspondent | Everton | Instagram - @andrewstuart1
Manchester, England
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 27, 2020
    I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video:
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    Can’t believe I’m writing this... they’re back (again)
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 28, 2020
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    Goat update: they’re back, and they’re gathering in groups of more than 2 🐐
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    This shows what it’s all about. They’re scared of me (a human) in this. They don’t like people. They usually only come down from the Great Orme when it’s windy, and only the back streets at the top of Mostyn Street. Now lockdown means it’s empty, they’re going further than ever.
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    They definitely dgaf 🐐
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    I think I am now the man who stares at goats (in the middle of the road)
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 27, 2020
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    They weren’t moving from their midnight feast. And they were probably going to run riot on the town, what with nobody being about due to the lockdown. I also wasn’t sure if they were keeping the required 2m apart.
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    🐐🚨 Monday goat update: they’re back. Again. And they dgaf. (H/t @86_leroy)
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 28, 2020
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    Goats that dgaf 🐐
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    They run Llandudno now and we just have to accept that as fact. Shenkin must be giving them tips from the Royal Welsh.
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 30, 2020
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    They know exactly what they’re doing. Have some lunch from a bush and then go for a lie down in the churchyard
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 27, 2020
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    So I decided to see what was going on. They stopped on Trinity Square, and decided the hedges there looked very tasty (tbf, they probably are if you’re a goat 🐐)
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    Andrew Stuart
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    Mar 31, 2020
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    And they mean business this time #goats #llandudno
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