Why are people mowing their yards when they could have this!?
Adam, Anthropocene Megafauna
8,800 posts
Adam, Anthropocene Megafauna
@AnthropoceneMe1
Pennsylvanian raising several 2E kids, armchair theologian, Gene Wolfe scholar, incompetent hobby farmer
Joined June 2021
- Leto: I will send our coolest guy, Duncan Idaho. The Fremen will see how cool he is and become our army. Thufir (160 years old): Astoundingly clever, my duke. (interior, freemen seitch) Stilgar: and the rest of the Atreides - they are as cool as you? Duncan: Oh, absolutely
- DO NOT MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN IF YOU ARE SINGLE REPEAT DO NOT MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN IF YOU ARE SINGLE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST COOL COLLEGE TOWN OR REGIONAL CITY AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
- How do I kick the children out all day and make them drink hose water without being sent to the gulag for child endangerment???
- Replying to @CalcolisThe coolness dial on this axalotl tank goes up to 11, for when you need that extra push over the cliff
- Unless a restaurant is explicitly farm-to-table, it is a Sysco Slophouse. Might as well go to McDonald’s for a QPC, which is earnest, premium slop.The eyes of Sysco Slop Denialists have been opened autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr…
- Replying to @1000yearhouseDude get a long sleeve shirt on that kid, he already looks like a 45 year old man from the 70s
- In Finding Nemo (2003), the seahorse dad slapping his child for commenting on Nemo’s deformed fin may be the last depiction of child corporal punishment in all of western mainstream cinema.
- Replying to @LouNoDearReference hallucination has been a known issue since day 1 btw
- Replying to @Empty_AmericaAlcohol, children, any kind of family whatsoever would distract from The Great Work of juggling 6 girlfriends apparently
- Replying to @getinglouderigIMO drink more, and do something physical and coed like crew, ultimate frisbee, rock climbing or whatever. Get out of your head.
- Our 3rd son (3yo) is PDA-ish. 0 attention span, 0 agreeability, lives to antagonize us & his siblings. 0 capacity to self entertain. Generally won’t eat food at meals (lives on milk). Highly intelligent, highly verbal. We’re at a loss about what to *do* with him.
- Replying to @BrAgLifeEnjoyerTo be fair, data science was always fake and “peaked” like ten years ago
