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ThešŸŒ™Magician
@ArmoredNorman
Ninjer is our word you have to say Ninja, Expert Ethnologist and Tenured Wizard, in love with the B-1B. Have HK, Will Travel. Ralph Lauren's Top Guy
Von Braun City, Luna
Joined October 2023
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jun 15
    So is this how the Boomers end their deathgrip huh? They're just going to kill each other as unstoppable forces of entitlement meet immovable objects and their tempers flare? youtu.be/FB5DqG3FfQY?si…
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 10, 2025
    The joke is that "the trainer" in the anime constantly forgets they are girls too and actually thinks that they are and treats them like they are just horses, which are his obsessive fixation (why he is good at his job) and why he keeps being mistaken for a crazy pervert by them.
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    LoKo
    @LoKoKaBoosTeR69
    Jul 9, 2025
    Uma Musume sure is about horses 😳
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jun 24, 2024
    Look at that clean shot framing, the wide angle, my god, it even has a pan-out.
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    Retro Anime
    @retro_anime
    Jun 23, 2024
    Berserk (1997)
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 29, 2025
    She has an event titled "How Many do you Want" and there simply just is no other way to interpret that subtext.
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    Shamsy
    @Shamsy_UT
    Jul 29, 2025
    I think 20 kids will suffice šŸ™
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 15, 2025
    Look, I understand Haru getting pickle-burgered, I understand vodka catching a cold cause she got caught in the rain jogging, I understand Gold Ship being in a bad mood cause she got lectured by an angry teacher for 40 minutes that could have been an e-mail, but McQueen....
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    Niiems Arca
    @NiiemsA
    Jul 15, 2025
    Haru Urara day be going great until... #Umamusume #NiiemsRKGK
    A 4 panel comic featuring Haru Urara from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby with the first panel having Haru Urara with a narration that reads "My day would be going great", second panel has a focus on a burger with the narration "But suddenly..." and the third panel has the burger without the top bun with pickles showing with the caption "pickles" and the fourth panel have Haru Urara looking distressed with a Mood status set to Awful while saying "bleh..."
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Apr 14, 2024
    Traditional robes over modern desert combat boots with a scimitar is such a hard fit I want this guy in a fighting game.
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Nov 16, 2024
    Replying to @xwanyex and @wanyeburkett
    They used to make these guys in a Factory. We don't know how to make them anymore, we lost the technology.
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 10, 2025
    Oh my God she actually DOES IT!
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Aug 20, 2025
    Tako is the funniest food ever because Octopus are one of the most intelligent animals in the sea but the Japanese do not even catch them. They just lower ceramic jars into the ocean. They're not even traps like for crabs. There isn't even any bait. They just pull them back up.
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    Zy
    @ZyMazza
    Aug 20, 2025
    Japanese and Mexican people both enjoy a staple food they pronounce ā€œtacoā€
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 16, 2025
    Replying to @Safoualo
    Finally, a new thing for straight men and lesbians to bond over: being taken to the cleaners by a stripper girlfriend.
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 9, 2025
    My favorite part of Super Creek's campaign is the trainer's struggle to escape the "Goo Goo Gaga Babu~"-zone with Super Creek and making her realize that he's a Man, a man with a big boner.
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    Jul 15, 2025
    The most amazing part of Emperor's New Groove is that it's actually an allegory and not about Incans, Peru, or Llamas at all but about the cutthroat struggle between Generational Ownership and Striver Middle Management in the NYC Corporate Real-estate market.
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    Shady Doorags
    @shadydoorags
    Jul 15, 2025
    When a seemingly insignificant line of dialogue is repeated much later in a story but with greater importance.
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    May 26, 2025
    Replying to @kvwviiju
    You put him in a Metal Jail and you act surprised when he starts pumping iron and his behavior towards women and people becomes actively worse.
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    ThešŸŒ™Magician
    @ArmoredNorman
    May 20, 2025
    Replying to @Mericamemed
    We not gonna talk about the huge German Shepherd Herald, who clearly didn't want to deal with any of that shit, that immediately hops up and turns and lets everyone know to pipe down because "The King is Here"
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