Asa Akira
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Asa Akira
@AsaAkira
I have an award-winning asshole. 🖤🧡ambassador 😘
My mom just tried to warn me against posting photos of myself giving the peace sign on the internet “because people can steal your fingerprints” and I have never been more sure that she has never seen my porn- My mom made me banana pancakes this morning. See girls, no matter how much sex u have on the internet your mom will eventually love u again.
- I'd be more excited for Halloween if I hadn't already spent all the other days of the year dressing like a slut and scaring children
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- I feel like any white guy could tell me he's in Maroon 5 and I would believe him
- See u soon!!!
- I’m Eskimo brothers with the president. Just saying.
- My mom is making me go buy croissants super far away at 7am. It's like she doesn't even know I'm an award winning anal queen.
- Just gave birth! 2 things: 1) I was told labor is beautiful, this is untrue. 2) Is anyone currently infected with a stomach virus willing to come shit in my mouth so I can kick start this post partum diet? Will consider parasites and worms as well. Thx! Serious inquiries only.
- I may be lazy and whorish and just an overall terrible person, but at least I don't post my horoscope on Twitter
- JUST HAD SEX !
- Psh I do the ice bucket challenge everyday. Except instead of ice it's cum. & instead of bucket it's cock. & instead of ALS it's for money.
