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☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
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☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
@AugustusYizzard
ceo of the American dollar - valley sojourner - sigma supersoldier - severe motorcycle machine gun
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Aug 3, 2024
    I am honored
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Aug 2, 2025
    Replying to @Kovalchuk_logos
    Old conveys a sense of motion and energy. Pet ownership and shopping experiences are not stagnant, there's a vitality to it. The older logo conveys this perfectly. The new one strips it away. That's why people will say it looks soulless.
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Apr 29, 2025
    Idk where this idea came from that American's don't move for emergency vehicles? I've been all over this country, and have never once see anyone not pull over unless it was an obvious mistake.
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @DeeGBP
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Aug 3, 2024
    Replying to @PPC4Liberty
    I like how they started listing fruits. In case we didn't know.
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @notcapnamerica
    He's going to heaven just for that quote alone HH
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jul 28, 2025
    Replying to @Flair3_
    What if he's just anxious
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jul 2, 2025
    Replying to @skooookum
    Caring about what other men shave with is Reddit
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jul 16, 2025
    Replying to @grimcalls
    The frequency drives away demons.
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Oct 23, 2024
    Replying to @kolapon_art
    This is porn for people who want your kids raped/brainwashed. Not just porn, but also comedy. They love this.
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jul 15, 2025
    Replying to @DivestSPD
    Aaaahhhh an picturesque depiction of a white family ahhhh why aren't they more ethnically ambiguous ahhh the horror
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Jan 23, 2025
    Replying to @CnsprtrlRprt
    You people will believe anything as long as it sounds cool enough
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Nov 12, 2025
    Replying to @justwontbotherr and @justwontbother
    This child soothing his sibling with a song he learned from his murdered father is JUST LIKE my FAVORITE video game!!
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    ☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
    @AugustusYizzard
    Apr 11, 2025
    Replying to @knowyourmeme
    Facebook taught me that everyone is retarded twitter taught me that you all are gay
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