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AVA VAL
@AvaValComedy
Born on Mars; citizen of Venus 🏳️⚧️
- GUYS WE DID IT 🔥🤘🏻👌🏻🤙🏻🔥🥳 WE MADE IT 🔥🤘🏻👌🏻🤙🏻🔥🥳 THE X-RAY TECHNICIAN JUST ASKED IF THERE’S ANY CHANCE I COULD BE PREGNANT 🔥🤘🏻👌🏻🤙🏻🔥🥳🔥🤘🏻👌🏻🤙🏻🔥🥳🔥🤘🏻👌🏻🤙🏻🔥🥳
- What professor would grade this as a logical question in the first place
- Replying to @legit_scumbagLol at assuming these two are married… Imagine coming to the exhibit and seeing your deceased spouse’s corpse doing it post-mortem reverse cowgirl with another cadaver
- Poor interviewer’s just trying to pass his final at clown college 😆
- Me, trans, minding my own business eating a breakfast sandwich at Tim Horton’s: Random woman: “I saw you from outside and had to come in to tell you that I think you are SO brave” Me: “The food here isn’t THAT bad”
- “Estrogen is magic!” [has had 4 major cosmetic surgeries]
- It’s my hormoniversary! 3 years on HRT today ☺️ Here’s three things I’ve learned in the past 3 years:
- “You talk about being trans too much onstage, Ava” Yeah, Chappelle did *three* full Netflix specials about trans people and he’s never had to tuck ONCE. Let me SPEAK
- For my upcoming FFS my surgeon sent a list of medications and substances I should stay away from 2 weeks before + after surgery, and one of them was garlic. GARLIC. I’m devastated. I’m cancelling.
- Replying to @AvaValComedyOf course I responded with “NO, BUT LORD I’VE BEEN TRYING” HURR HURR HURR
- I had the same guy bail on me last minute for the second date in a row 😕… It’ll feel like a complete waste of my time and effort if no sees the fit so here it is ha ha dating is so unpredictable ha ha weee 🤡
