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From Canadian Jim Elliott on Facebook. π§΅
1/ "Dear 77,301,997 Trump-Loving, Conspiracy-Huffing, Rage-Addicted Americans (And the Canadian Dumbfucks Who Worship Them)
Oh, hey there. Sit down. Read this. Try not to cry.
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@AvalonResists
- Replying to @AvalonResists23/ Weβre your neighbours, your allies, your friendsβbut weβre not your doormats. Weβre polite, but weβre not fucking stupid. And right now? Weβre watching. Closely. Warmest regards, A Canadian Whoβs Had Enough of Your Bullshit" /End
- Replying to @AvalonResists4/ We donβt get all horny over billionaires hoarding wealth while our neighbours die in poverty. We donβt fantasize about returning to the 1940s, and we sure as hell donβt think the most corrupt sack of shit on the planet was personally chosen by God. Who does that? Oh rightβyou.
- Replying to @AvalonResists8/ And what did we ask for in return? Nothing. We didnβt demand grovelling gratitude or threaten to βnever help againβ if you didnβt kiss our ass. Thatβs your toxic, transactional bullshitβnot ours.
- Replying to @AvalonResists3/ Letβs clear up a few things about who we actually are, because you seem to be confused. Weβre a country that gives a shit about our elders, our kids, and our most vulnerable. We actually value education instead of treating it like some left-wing brainwashing experiment.
- Replying to @AvalonResists9/ Enter Your Mango-Coloured Messiah: A Convicted Criminal With a Cult So after all that, what do we get? Your country elects a spray-tanned sociopath with a vocabulary of a Grade 3 dropout, and suddenly weβre the bad guys?
- Replying to @AvalonResists7/ We sent our firefighters to help when California burned. When Katrina wiped out New Orleans, we were there. And on 9/11? We fucking welcomed thousands of stranded Americans into our homes, because thatβs what decent people do.
- Replying to @AvalonResists14/ And we certainly donβt suck off billionaires while pretending trickle-down economics isnβt a scam. You morons scream about freedom, but what you really mean is the freedom to be ignorant, unvaccinated, gun-hoarding dipshits.
- Replying to @AvalonResists10/ Youβve got a convicted fraudster leading your countryβa man who insults war heroes, mocks the disabled, and jerks off to the thought of authoritarian ruleβand weβre the problem?
- Replying to @AvalonResists11/ Youβve got a party foaming at the mouth to gut democracy, roll back civil rights, and turn the U.S. into a theocratic shithole, but weβre the ones who should shut up? Nah. Fuck that.
- Replying to @AvalonResists6/ World War I? We were in the trenches before you even showed up. World War II? We were storming the beaches of Normandy while you were still debating whether or not to help. Korea, Afghanistan, peacekeeping missionsβyou name it, weβve had your back.
- Replying to @AvalonResists2/ Listen, I get it. You think weβre just a bunch of polite, snow-loving, maple syrup-chugging pushovers up here in Canada. Youβve been misled. Weβre polite, sure. But only until we get pissed off. And you, dear MAGA cultists, are testing our fucking patience.
- Replying to @AvalonResists5/ But letβs go deeper. Weβve Always Been Your Best Fucking NeighbourβSo What the Hell Happened? Time and time again, Canada has been there when the U.S. needed us.
- Replying to @AvalonResists12/ To Canadian Trump Bootlickers--Sit the Fuck Down I can already hear Cdn MAGA muppets shrieking, βMind your own broken country!β Oh, sweetheart. If Canada were actually broken, it would be b/c of dumbass conservatives like you who take marching orders from a foreign conman.
