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Macho
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Manchester United For Life | Civil Rights Legend
Joined July 2024
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Oct 21, 2025
    Your pregnant wife watching you walking in rain to go and buy food knowing fully well the baby isn't yours
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Jul 21, 2025
    😭😭
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Oct 14, 2025
    Feminist: I use my mom last name instead of dad last name Me: you mean you used your grandpa's name?
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    Macho
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    Jun 2, 2025
    Hey @grok turn her around
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Jul 25, 2025
    This guy na my course mate but for once I no see am for school, him no even follow us write exam. Omo, money and fame good oo
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    Wonder D’ talk
    @WonderDtalk_
    Jul 25, 2025
    BSc in PHYSICS AND ELECTRONICS, BAGGED ::: As a graduate in physics and electronics I’m permitted to receive WIRE- BRING DEALS !!
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Oct 5, 2025
    Girls: Hug, kiss, sit on each other's laps Boys: Handshake over 3 seconds
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Jul 20, 2025
    Nepo kids out working who????😭😭😭
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    Fadahr
    @pdstrn2
    Jul 19, 2025
    those nepo kids still outworking most of you, continue basking in foolishness and rubbish discourse here
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Sep 9, 2025
    4 pure water na #200 Half bag na #250 We don de crase for this country😂💔
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Aug 17, 2025
    What a comeback😂😂
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    Macho
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    Aug 3, 2025
    Would you rather have a gay son or cultist son?
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Jun 16, 2025
    People we de the same room with you de suffer sha😂
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    Celestial being
    @ayrastarr
    Jun 15, 2025
    We not in the same room babes
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Jul 27, 2025
    I greeted this guy on wheelchair in my church "Ah chairman, Good morning" It was later I realized what I did there
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    fimlex
    @fimlex2
    Jul 27, 2025
    Dark ħumor Sunday ? Let’s have it
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Jul 18, 2025
    Random Guy: Nobody de comot for this party till I see my phone Me and my bro:
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    Macho
    @Avatar_Macho
    Aug 21, 2025
    Fooling?😂😂 if to say you de listen to geh geh, that mid girl for no whine you
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    Baddy of Lagos 👑
    @_belikebaddy
    Aug 21, 2025
    We are not even in December yet but we already have peak fooling of the year 😪💔
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