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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
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Atlanta, GA
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jul 27, 2025
    Replying to @TheVendaGuy
    if it's a hectare then how does it fit in my phone
    1.3M
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @panopticowen
    red wine supersalad
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Aug 18, 2025
    Replying to @InFeRn0AnT
    That's a neutron star, not a black hole
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jan 2, 2024
    Replying to @zachsilberberg
    if i was sigourney weaver's boneless double i wouldn't have let them do that
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Dec 20, 2024
    Replying to @bottomjail
    literal bottom jail
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Apr 21, 2025
    Replying to @XboxGamePassPC
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jul 31, 2024
    Replying to @HQNewsNow
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Aug 6, 2025
    Replying to @Kyavenz and @AndyHermanNFL
    Cable TV+
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jan 10, 2025
    Replying to @chubbyelfgf @girldrawsghosts and @jk_rowling
    you're telling me we have to deal with this for another 17 years?
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @autogynefiles
    Barely old enough to serve in Congress
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jan 21, 2025
    Replying to @nstrzo and @sam_d_1995
    And that's the store brand, you really can't save any money in Trump's economy
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Apr 19, 2025
    Replying to @bottomjail
    this is the opposite of jail worthy
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jun 18, 2025
    Replying to @TennesseeTwunk
    Nurse: What would you like to name her? Sigourney Weaver's boneless double's mom: Sigourney Weaver's boneless double
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    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸŽ† Andrew
    @AvgAndrew
    Jul 13, 2025
    white twinks when they say it's brown 🀒
    17K

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