if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you
three coffees and a nap guy
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three coffees and a nap guy
@AynRandy
@boontavista man. currently not really logged in or checking notifications
Joined December 2011
- fellas is it gay to cross the road
- you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude
- Replying to @fox32newsCan you post the antisemitic ones too
- To: Noam Chomsky Subj: Timothée Chalamet Called Zandaya Out For Her Relationship With Tom Holland, And It's Peak Bestie -- your thoughts?
- I'm excited to introduce my new personal advisor and confidante: a huge fucking weirdo named Wormtongue. plus he looks like complete shit. please trust him with any secrets of the kingdom you might have
- imagine if you got to the front of the queue and there was none of the Queen left. you'd be absolutely starving
- Oh so B*rnie wants to get rid of billionaires but he himself has a net worth of 0.2% of a billion?? I get all my politics news from a Harry Potter themed news channel
- 🚨 whoop whoop 🚨 its the sound of bumping beesYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- if the first words of your recipe blog post are "I first tasted this in Naples" and not "preheat your oven" then I will find you and drag your ass straight to hell
- Siri, give me the most accurate definition of "libertarian" possibleHe made headlines as a 3-D printed gun activist. Now he’s pleaded guilty in child sex case. wapo.st/2yNXIfd
- You may not like Elon but he is making the world a better place by (checks notes) building 7 cars a year for rich people
