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𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
@BLUNDERBUSSTED
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity. substack.com/@blunderbusste… medium.com/@blunderbusspr…
New York, NY
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Aug 9, 2023
    Adan decided to stop eating. For a while Adan had been depressed. He didn’t know why, but he had a hard time getting up. It was a hassle. He had a hard time going out. He had a hard time picking up groceries, and cooking, or even ordering at a restaurant. He would start walking
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Nov 30, 2023
    still one of my favorite greentexts
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Dec 12, 2023
    girl i went on a date with who didn't respond to my message after for two months just messaged me basically a "heyyy" and i suddenly understand women better
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Aug 25, 2024
    my ex is from nyc. she would travel with me. walking around madrid or montreal or malta or w/e she would point at fashion/cultural trends (restaurant menus/design, etc) & say "NYC 3 years ago, 7 years ago" today i logged on threads for the first time & had my version of that.
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Nov 13, 2023
    Replying to @visualbasic97 and @SCHIZO_FREQ
    go home and make facebook accounts for both of them
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Apr 8, 2025
    airbnb host provided air conditioning, advertised it as part of the airbnb, and then, when i ran it constantly, literally broke into my apartment while i was gone, unplugged the units, and stole the remote controls i'll keep you updated on the conversations that follow
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Apr 4, 2024
    Replying to @ThanksThoth
    Honestly you're saying it worked here.
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Apr 24, 2025
    without a doubt
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    frye
    @___frye
    Apr 21, 2025
    what’s the defining piece of covid era art?
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Jun 1, 2024
    Replying to @eurydicelives
    i will be swiping right
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Nov 2, 2024
    you ever show a girl basic human decency & she's enamored by you so it kind of freaks you out because it's a clear indicator she's been treated like shit and is used to it and you really don't have all that much in common but you don't want to damage her too bad via rejection
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Nov 25, 2023
    there are millions of rules in dating discourse but if a woman actually likes you you can get away with breaking most of them
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Nov 22, 2023
    i'm not gonna be gaslit this is hideous right
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    Agnes Callard
    @AgnesCallard
    Nov 20, 2023
    Some personal news: I remodeled my kitchen a la Marimekko.
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Oct 13, 2025
    "oh i'm a bit autistic" no you're not you're undersocialized and have a strong anxiety response to rejection
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    𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓
    @BLUNDERBUSSTED
    Dec 28, 2023
    Distinct difference between being a wanderer in your 20s, and being one in your 30s. Aesthetic and vibe shift is profound.
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