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Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
@BLangbets
$HYMC #AMC #Doge #Bitcoin #XRP - Pronouns:Deez/Nutz CEO of GFY LLC. “I didn’t see any of this shit coming.”-Sun Tzu(BLang)
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Sep 5, 2023
    Replying to @TaraBull and @RejectedDemon
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Aug 15, 2023
    Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
    $113 billion for Ukraine and $1.9 million for Hawaii… seems legit. What if Hawaii identifies as Ukraine?
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Mar 26, 2024
    Replying to @Breaking911
    Shipping companies have insurance. And I’m sure the bridge was insured. But let’s not waste an opportunity to launder money.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Sep 3, 2023
    Replying to @dom_lucre
    Money laundering. Never let a crisis go to waste. The rich get richer.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Dec 3, 2023
    Replying to @Rainmaker1973 and @Lucky7Paul
    “The Shining” vibes.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Jul 29, 2023
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    They really need to change uniforms, just sayin. #Fedboiz
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Jul 26, 2022
    #AMC #GME #StockMarket We’ve been doing it wrong.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Sep 28, 2023
    Replying to @alx
    Political theatre. It’s like the WWE. It’s all fake. They go eat lunch together after the show.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Dec 19, 2023
    Replying to @jasrifootball
    😂🤣Drew Lock with the ultimate troll. Hurts didn’t shake Dak’s hand either bruh, he only shakes hands if he wins.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Jun 7, 2024
    Replying to @AshleyBaker_21
    I’m already sick of the WNBA again. All this negative energy towards one person is draining. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Oct 23, 2025
    Replying to @GeneralMCNews
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    Why are places firing employees for trying to do the right thing? 😵‍💫
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Sep 27, 2023
    Replying to @ianmiles
    They know the serial numbers can be traced when the turn them on right…and there locked so they can’t use them…you know what, never mind. God send the floods again please. Let’s start it all over again.
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    Brandon Lang 🇺🇸🍻
    @BLangbets
    Nov 29, 2023
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    600sq feet? $1000 a month? 😳 God, Please send the floods again. 🤦🏻‍♂️🥴
    73K

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