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Baby Smeg
@BabySmeg
The Smeg Offspring. (parody account) DM for promos. All tweets are for entertainment and educational purposes unless indicated otherwise.
Joined February 2022
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Nov 27, 2024
    This is just a reminder to be humble . Nothing stays fresh forever 😭
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Oct 6, 2024
    Me as a teacher 😭
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Jun 26, 2024
    2 minutes eKasi 😭😭😭😭
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Dec 2, 2024
    My sister pissed me off yesterday . So I gave her toddlers energy drink before I left . She called me crying 😭😭😭
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Jun 23, 2024
    DNA tests should be mandatory. 😭😭😭💔
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Jan 28, 2025
    😭😭😂😂
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Jun 21, 2024
    Potty training and cleaning made easy
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Nov 12, 2024
    Replying to @Musa_Khawula
    May something good find him. I’m not gonna laugh at him because life is unpredictable. May he find himself and bounce back again ♥️
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Feb 1, 2025
    Replying to @karaboangel_
    Comprehension is a skill ! You missed the point
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Feb 19, 2024
    Dating a Jehovah's witness girl is pure gold. No birthday, no Xmas, no clubbing, no Valentine. Just umbrella and Sandals,and we are just fine.😅
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Mar 5, 2024
    🤷🏾‍♂️
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Sep 25, 2024
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Sep 19, 2024
    I used to be a fitness trainer for 7 years. I had sexual encounters with almost all my female clients who were married. I advise husbands to get female fitness trainers for their wives 😭
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    Baby Smeg
    @BabySmeg
    Apr 24, 2024
    Gents how would you explain this to your boys ? Ladies, would you believe him? MaMkhize Rutendo
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