Love that CNN has adopted the Dominos pizza tracker format for trial updates
Tyler
10.2K posts
- Not now kitten, daddy’s making a pros and cons list for being alive
- Asking for the death penalty in traffic court
- If I had a gf I would let her kick me in the ribs whenever she had a bad day at work
- Replying to @tropicaIghostWhat were you thinking? You don’t admit you’re a little crazy until marriage
- My horny ass can not work around pickled onions
- I’m kind of between addictions right now
- *being stabbed to death* this is just not my day lol
- Please stop flirting with me, my ewife is jealous and lives in an open-carry state
- You’re in her DM’s, a monkey just bit my arm at the zoo, I think I might die
- Can I get you pregnant no worries if not
- You’re in her dm’s I’m floating around her small intestine in a shrunken school bus
- A reverse property brothers where you give me 48 hours to turn your home into a crack den
