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Breitlings & Benellis
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Breitlings & Benellis
@BarbourBurner
Fighter of Windmills: Burnt-out Corporate Spook | Security, Intelligence & Geopolitics | Professional Nobody
United States
Joined September 2024
- Got racially profiled today. Walked into a corner store I’ve never been to before. The little Vietnamese lady at the counter saw this pale face and went: “You wan can of ZYN?”
- >man, fuck sales I want to do consulting >pivots into consulting >it’s still just sales It’s all just sales, gang.
- Wife told me she wants to go to Cape Cod next summer. I told her no - brings up bad memories. I didn’t know how to tell her.
- I turn 28 this month. Time to shift into Unc Mode ™
- Replying to @MaskTheMovieIt’s a book about the consequences of scaring the Hoes. Mandatory literature for young minds.
- Replying to @cryeyesviolet_ and @thisisvertryingReddit take. The most abysmal NFL squad like the Saints would have any European League of Football team forfeiting at halftime. I wish nothing more than to make this happen so you fucking dorks will shut up about this.
- I don’t care if Aperol Spritzes are gay - they’re delicious
- Replying to @fleshsimulatorAfricans and Asians are in the F1 trim of racism
- I’m out here sampling Zyns that you simply could not perceive
I’ve always felt like if we just looked into men’s brains and looked at what their real desires were we’d be surprised- Replying to @cowboyexecThis is the type of guy I want as my Secretary of State. I feel like we’re watching Tiger at pebble beach in 2000 here.
- I admire your pure intentions but I can tell you did not grow up in the hood, Taylor.
