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Battsby
@Battsby
Getting the banned back together.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Oct 22, 2025
    Actually, I would quite like @JeremyClarkson to stand against Miliband, take his seat, then do a Netflix series exposing the corruption, mediocrity and incompetence of Westminster. Clarkson's Parliament would be a winner.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 14, 2025
    Horrific images of sea level rises in Blackpool. The pic on the left was taken in 1950, but the one on the right was taken at 2020. By 10 o'clock the tower will be lost!
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Oct 5, 2025
    Is it only me, or does Zack Polanski come across as a bit creepy?
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Oct 26, 2025
    Oh, fuck off. She was pointing out what we have all seen with our own eyes. YOU made it about race. You always make it about race. Are you sure YOU'RE not the racists here?
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    The Labour Party
    @UKLabour
    Oct 26, 2025
    Sarah Pochin’s comments were a disgrace. And Nigel Farage’s silence is deafening.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Sep 3, 2025
    How will ID cards stop the boats? Does Starmer honestly believe we are all idiots?
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Sep 13, 2025
    You nasty piece of shit. You desperately want to create trouble so that you can then parade your perceived moral superiority. People like you are the exact reason this rally is happening. People like you are why we need to resist the spreading left wing poison.
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    Paul Mason
    @paulmasonnews
    Sep 13, 2025
    The far right rally in London has attracted large numbers of football types, many already on their 3rd can of lager. There is a heavy police presence but with my long experience of fascist pubic order situations I am 💯 certain this will kick off
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Sep 11, 2025
    British English has some weird pronunciations. For instance: Cholmondeley is pronounced 'Chumley'. Beauchamp is rendered as 'Beecham' Featheringtonhowe is reduced to 'Fanshawe', and Keir is pronounced 'Liar'.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 15, 2025
    Well, I have to say, my attempt at a little bit of light humour appears to have triggered the easily enraged. Must do this again some time; so much fun.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 14, 2025
    Horrific images of sea level rises in Blackpool. The pic on the left was taken in 1950, but the one on the right was taken at 2020. By 10 o'clock the tower will be lost!
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 15, 2025
    After years of trying to construct carefully worded and clever tweets, it tuns out that all you have to do is replay a daft joke in order to attract all kinds of humourless nutters! Thank you to all my new haters! (And followers!)
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 14, 2025
    Horrific images of sea level rises in Blackpool. The pic on the left was taken in 1950, but the one on the right was taken at 2020. By 10 o'clock the tower will be lost!
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 15, 2025
    I can see that, as a Kneecap and Palestine supporter you may have difficulty understanding how words work.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Oct 7, 2025
    Has anybody else noticed how Labour has abolished food banks? We used to hear about them every day during the Conservative years but now, nothing. Not a peep from Labour about food banks. Well done!
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jan 30, 2018
    Dear The Army, I don't want you to be 'inclusive'. I want you to be elitist hard bastards who can go anywhere and fuck anybody up and have the appetite to do it all over again.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Dec 14, 2017
    Hmmm, a memorial service at St Paul's? Even our war heroes don't get that. The Grenfell dead are being made martyrs to the cause of unfettered, unchallenged illegal immigration. What. A. Crock.
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    Battsby
    @Battsby
    Jul 15, 2025
    It's been a busy old day!
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