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BAZAKE

@BazakeMedia

Opinion: refined and redefined.

Joined March 2021

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@BazakeMedia
Jul 14, 2022
Exactly six months ago #BAZAKE launched. Armed with only the simple sword of truth, the trusty shield of British fair play and a six figure cash injection raised by the sale of ape-themed NFT memorials to our co-founder's late wife we set out on this journey into the unknown. 🧵
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@BazakeMedia
Oct 23, 2022
🚨 | BREAKING: Sick pranksters have added further insult to injury last night by placing a giant novelty dildo on top of the already vandalised statue of Baroness Thatcher.
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@BazakeMedia
Jun 2, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: FBI cyber fraud detectives have released an efit of a man wanted in connection with multimillion dollar NFT fraud. The man is believed to be in his early forties and possibly lives in the UK.
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@BazakeMedia
Jan 5, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: Latest leak from his autobiography 'Spare' reveals the late Queen Elizabeth II had to "get on her knees and beg" Prince Harry not to publicly endorse former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn in the build up to the 2019 general election.
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@BazakeMedia
Sep 7, 2024
🚨 | SPORT: A dressing room insider has alleged that new England soccer manager, Lee Carsley, has ordered his players to "imagine the football is Oliver Cromwell's severed head" during a penalty shootout training session.
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@BazakeMedia
Oct 19, 2022
🚨 | BREAKING: Downing Street insiders claim that Suella Braverman "refused to leave the office" when Liz Truss sacked her as home secretary, and threatened to "deliberately piss my knickers if you call for security". The prime minister was said to be reduced to tears.
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@BazakeMedia
Jan 5, 2023
Replying to @BazakeMedia
We can exclusively reveal the full text of Prince Harry's sensational claim from his forthcoming autobiography.
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@BazakeMedia
Feb 26, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: The UK Home Office are "desperate" to bring home 15 year old twins Hayleigh and Lotti Whiteman who fled their home in Swindon to join the neo-Nazi Blood and Soil Battalion in Donbas, Ukraine. A petition to bring the girls back has been signed by over 400k people.
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@BazakeMedia
Jan 11, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: Former darts world champion and Britain First councillor, Tommy Pilchard, was today rescued by the RNLI after trying to throw darts at migrant dinghies. Pilchard, 58, is said to have "overbalanced" his hovercraft while taking aim, and is now in police custody.
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@BazakeMedia
Dec 16, 2022
🚨 BREAKING: Free school meal eligibility should be performance-based according to a leaked Labour policy document. "We need to incentivise children from disadvantaged backgrounds to perform in school rather than reward poor results."
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@BazakeMedia
Jul 17, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: Members of Sir Keir Starmer's LOTO office are reportedly "furious... absolutely insensible with an animalistic rage" that 'Sir Kid Starver' is currently trending on social media and have reached out to contacts at Twitter UK to have the term temporarily censored.
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@BazakeMedia
Dec 16, 2022
Replying to @BazakeMedia
We understand one child argued that her poor results were *because* she was hungry at school, to which a visibly irritated Sir Keir replied: "Get up, go home. I am opposed to what you are doing".
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@BazakeMedia
Jun 28, 2025
🚨 | BREAKING: Controversial anti-British rap group, Kneecap, have been criticised for what is being described as a "sick stunt" at Glastonbury this afternoon. A crowd surfing dinghy exploded near the West Holts stage in "celebration" of the assassination of Lord Mountbatten.
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@BazakeMedia
Jan 18, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: The Taliban are reportedly preparing a bid to buy Manchester United via the Afghanistan Investment Fund, a sovereign wealth fund they set up to invest proceeds from sales of the country's vast natural resources such as copper, gold, oil, natural gas and uranium.
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