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definitely won’t ruin your life
is there a specific post that you still think about- My college friend had gone his whole life single. He was getting depressed and asked for my advice. I told him to ask out 20 people on a lowkey date. He asked two, the second became his girlfriend. It’s that easyhow do people get girlfriends im being so serious
- i can’t wait til we have slurs for moon peopleThe 51st state
- You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--
- this is not funny, comedians only do this when they’re in extreme distress
- if this is true i’d be surprised if it weren’t just guys losing fupa fatto whom it may concern:
- retard is normal now, what word should we bring back next
- I accidentally ordered 3x the wings we typically sell in a week I am in the possession of 5200 pounds of chicken wings In one week, I have to throw away everything I don't sell I am open to all ideas on how to move these things
The pope has increased his physical activity and celebrated the start of Lent, Vatican says apnews.com/article/vatica…- I give Matt Walsh a lot of credit for going in there and getting his hands dirtyMatt Walsh said that he has “independently confirmed” that Tyler Robinson had a transgender boyfriend. Follow: @AFpost
- my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “Procrastination is how you preserve the fantasy of your potential.”
- Every time a guy meets the "gorgeous, smart, talented, rockstar" female friend we are reminded just how generously women tend to view their friendsI have so many gorgeous, smart, talented, just straight up rockstar female friends that are looking for a boyfriend. I have next to zero guy friends I would consider setting them up with. Where are all of the eligible bachelors??? Show yourselves!!!
