Your bird gets called Bossman by the guy in the kebab shop
CALUM
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CALUM
@BeingCalum
South Wales
Joined April 2009
- Real drinkers love the walk up to the bar. It’s part of the ritual. We savour every second. You think Ronaldo hates the run up to a penalty? No. He doesn’t fear it. He lives for it.
- Getting married in a Snapback is insaneYesterday was amazing Thank u everyone that sent us well wishes! ❤️ @LotsOfBunnies
- I think I’ve found the most irritating man in existenceThis British lad is so confused by the USA 🤔😂🇺🇸 🎥: imjoshfromengland2 (TT)
00:00 - This is the sport you’re getting into lads. None of the “LETS GO DEFENCE” shite in this game. Play with fire you get burned
- Listen pal. Over in Germany you may do your “vinter break” where you all sip glüwein and eat marzipan, but that’s not how we do it on these shores. It’s a game every day, everyone pissed 24/7, goals galore, players hungover, It’s 4-4-2, rain, injuries, bitterness…AND ITS LIVE!!!🗣 "It's really not right." Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp admits he is still baffled by the hectic Christmas schedule but concedes it is the same for every club 🎄🗓
00:00 - He looks very ‘Serie A legend’ here. The kind who you’d not heard of because he was a bit before your time but guys in their late 30s rave about.Robert De Niro at Moscow Film Festival, 1987
- This guy is a freak and it worries me. Feel like he’s trained himself to be really good at football as he’s on a mission to avenge his father by murdering Roy Keane. Live on air, probablyNot human... x.com/NORftbl/status…
- Never had Tom Skinner down as a thin crust man if I’m honestHome from graft and of course I got @Dominos_UK to put “the Sizzler” back on the menu. So I just bought myself one 😄👍🏼 BOSH
- Can a man not sext in a low quality football match anymore? Is that we’ve become? Is this the country our forefathers laid down their lives for?Guy at the Thistle game today. Unreal 😂😂😂
- Not being deliberately edgy but every single person in this looks like the worst privately educated person you’d meet. It’s the hair. The chins. It’s everything.There was total silence outside Buckingham Palace as the news broke, and then the crowds broke into song: God Save the King.
00:00 - The best part about Wales is you go to a quaint looking little village like this and there’s a good chance you could get your head kicked in there.Ton Pentre, Wales 😍
- Mf-er bout to solve murder case hunting down a Serial Killer in 50s LA.
00:00 - Hope Messi sues all these diddy clubs for this dead patter. Unlawfully using his image or something. Really twist the knife on them.✍🏻 | 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝... We can announce that Leo Messi will not be joining the Peacocks for the 2021/22 season. #UpThePeacocks
