mr locke sportello (@BenShh1) / X

mr locke sportello

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mr locke sportello

@BenShh1

don’t pull the thang out unless you plan to bang

Joined February 2020

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mr locke sportello
@BenShh1
Nov 28, 2025
trying to get into this "writing" thing since apparently it's sticking around. read it if you like!
Citywide Lunch
@citywidelunch
Nov 28, 2025
friday? more like fri-yay, lol hope all your turkeys enjoyed your turkey. but today we have a DOUBLE DOSE first up, @BenShh1 wants us to know about New York. And the Rosenbergs. And a certain book. I think you know the one. Go: citywidelunch.wordpress.com/nobody-and-not…
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@BenShh1
Jul 15, 2024
almost 10 years for 42 episodes of television is fucking insane guys
stranger things
@Stranger_Things
Jul 15, 2024
Take it all in, nerds…we’ve hit the halfway mark of filming the final season and wanted to give you all a look at what we’ve been up to
00:00
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@BenShh1
Jun 6, 2024
everyone was there it as less than a year ago
lissy
@rylandsgrace
Jun 5, 2024
barbie summer was a different type of era . you just had to be there
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@BenShh1
Jan 15, 2024
we should let Hayao Miyazaki hunt this guy with a bow and arrow.
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@BenShh1
Dec 12, 2024
the thing about Friends is that Ross is actually the funniest character by a wide margin and everyone pretends he’s not just because he’s also annoying
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@BenShh1
Apr 9, 2024
Linus looks cold as hell here holy
Peanuts Out of Context
@PeanutsNoCont
Apr 8, 2024
Lucy of the Day #Eclipse2024
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@BenShh1
Oct 1, 2025
really odd quote for him, uncharacteristically soft and uncritical. that check must have been fucking insane
Variety
@Variety
Oct 1, 2025
Bill Burr defends his appearance at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, calling it "one of the top three experiences I’ve had" and "mind blowing": "It was great to experience that part of the world and to be a part of the first comedy festival over there in Saudi Arabia. The royals
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@BenShh1
Feb 15, 2024
store my dumb fucking orphan nephew who i hate
Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
@wiseconnector
Feb 14, 2024
What would you do with this space?
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@BenShh1
Aug 4, 2023
i like The Bear a lot but if i lived in Chicago and my local sandwich place got replaced by a restaurant where you pay 37 dollars for a plate with two bites of fish and a drizzle of sauce on it i’d be pissed
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@BenShh1
Apr 27, 2024
back up a little bit there champ
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@BenShh1
Jan 29, 2024
if you’re in your late twenties and you read books instead of playing air hockey you’re cooked.
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@BenShh1
May 13, 2022
is Red Hot Chili Peppers the only band where the bassist is the most famous member
mr locke sportello
@BenShh1
Feb 9, 2024
“you and Obama, you used to run the US” “we did? that’s nice.”
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@BenShh1
Apr 25, 2024
it’s really hilarious that in Avengers: Endgame, 4 billion people instantaneously dying has seemingly little to no impact on the way the world functions beyond making some people very sad
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