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Berna
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Berna
@BernaEWriter
Rom-com writer. “It looks like he's leaning.” Runs on coffee and spite
Joined May 2023
Guys, I had to book a flight for my grandma, and according to her passport, she's born in February, not July, as we have always celebrated. Asked, she said: “Well, you can't celebrate garden parties in February.” O_o- Replying to @janegranvilleAt least 43 garden parties, AND THEY WERE ALL A LIE 😂😂 (I suspect some less nonchalant explanation, like bureaucracy in thirties’ Turkey, but the way she made my jaw drop 😂)
- People throw away books? 😱How hard is it for you to throw away books you've already read, maybe even multiple times?
- How can people write books on their phones, I can't even get a ducking tweet straight.
- - You write a book - And then you get published? - Your query 1-100 agents. - And then you get published? -...with response time from 5minutes to 2 years. - But then-? - You go on sub - And then you get published? - Your agent queries 1-100 editors -BUT THEN YOU-? - No.My friends who aren’t writers when I tell them what querying and being on sub is like
- Reworking my old manuscript and realized that I've sent out fulls where the heroine puts on gargoyles instead of goggles.
GIF - "I flipped my brown hair and raised my perfectly shaped eyebrow before shooting him a look of disgust out of my cornflower-blue eyes."What is your biggest pet peeves when it comes to writing and/or reading? #writingq #readingq #writerscommunity #writers
- With each word I felt my fallopian tubes crawling higher, trying to tie themselves closed. Girl, run.Yeah bro is evil you gotta run
