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Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
@BiffSFitz
Deerfield ‘13, Brown ‘17, Shinnecock Hills Golf Club, Sag Harbor Cove Yacht Club
Tuckahoe, NY
Joined July 2024
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Feb 28, 2025
    We sleep in May. #lobos
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Feb 28, 2025
    Replying to @westbrooks_nick
    Hey Nick, Clearly not your texts, as you were also up late enjoying some Mountain West hoops. Let’s put an end to clickbait in 2025. -Biff
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Apr 15, 2025
    Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little Japanese tonight?
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Mar 1, 2025
    Replying to @BillSelf2Hell
    More of a Nelly Junior Joesph fan tbh
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Apr 28, 2025
    “It’s a dry campus!!! You can’t have a beer at the IMU after class on a Monday” shouted the radical left
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    May 10, 2025
    Academic Probation: 1 Biff: 0 #seeyanextyear
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Apr 23, 2025
    It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them #shrinkme
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Apr 21, 2025
    It’s working!! Empty Patio 🤣🤣#THEBOYKOK
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Feb 27, 2025
    Who needs a finance degree when you can turn tennis bets into a portfolio? #break
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Feb 25, 2025
    Instead of analyzing the markets, I’m conducting a much more important study determining the political leanings of Fortnite locations. I’m stuck on these last three: Tilted, Pleasant, and Tomato Town. Truly torn here. If there are concerns about the others… please advise.
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Mar 29, 2025
    January February Izzo #THECUCKING
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    May 14, 2025
    I heard there was a cup shortage
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    Apr 21, 2025
    This weeks little 5 schedule Monday: Upstairs Tuesday: Upstairs Wednesday: Hank Ruff (love me some Hank Ruff) Thursday: Upstairs Friday: Ocean/Indian Sports bar Saturday: Upstairs If you stand for nothing, what will you fall for??? #ENDKILROYS
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    Biff Scooter Fitzgerald Sr
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    May 7, 2025
    Upstairs needs a curfew. Turns into a freak show after 11 pm.
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