This is why I’m not an organ donor.
If I die, someone like her might get a butthole transplant from me.
And then my butthole would be getting railed by tons of dudes after I’m dead.
No fucking thanks.
Yes. And those poor souls had to be dipped in plastic, and sculpted to look like crash dummies, so the Mexican government could cover up the tragic human toll of this experiment.
May they RIP in peace.
In short, it performs no purpose other than absorbing money.
You have to remember that the US is united STATES.
School curriculums are made at the state level. The federal dept of education performs no useful role.
No problem. This is easily solved.
Just smile and ask the server “can you leave a pitcher of water at the table? I’m really dehydrated and it will save you the trouble of refilling my water”
I’ve never once had a server give any pushback on this.
Quite an honor, if you think about it.
Not only is it an exclusive gift from the Imperial House, it comes with their implicit permission to burn an image of the Imperial Seal.