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@BinaryBarkode
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Osaka-fu, Japan
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Feb 12, 2025
    Replying to @Globalstats11 and @PicturesFoIder
    You could tell poor bro was terrified of having scalding molten cheese thrown on his ass like napalm
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
    This is why I’m not an organ donor. If I die, someone like her might get a butthole transplant from me. And then my butthole would be getting railed by tons of dudes after I’m dead. No fucking thanks.
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Feb 19, 2025
    Replying to @LostMemeArchive
    “Secretly pounded”
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Oct 31, 2022
    Yes. And those poor souls had to be dipped in plastic, and sculpted to look like crash dummies, so the Mexican government could cover up the tragic human toll of this experiment. May they RIP in peace.
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    @BinaryBarkode
    May 7, 2025
    Replying to @Anchovy_Pizza
    Why is it weird? If he has a thing for brown girls, getting them to cosplay as his OC is a master move.
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Mar 20, 2025
    Replying to @HazelAppleyard and @libsoftiktok
    In short, it performs no purpose other than absorbing money. You have to remember that the US is united STATES. School curriculums are made at the state level. The federal dept of education performs no useful role.
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    @BinaryBarkode
    May 12, 2025
    Replying to @protoman458
    Nowhere?
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Feb 8, 2025
    Replying to @giamariano5
    No problem. This is easily solved. Just smile and ask the server “can you leave a pitcher of water at the table? I’m really dehydrated and it will save you the trouble of refilling my water” I’ve never once had a server give any pushback on this.
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Feb 7, 2025
    Replying to @Breaking911
    Imagine having to listen to and smell Maxine Waters 🤮
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Apr 2, 2025
    Replying to @MomsPostingLs
    “Burn 3 weeks of vacation just to lie to your wife and make her think you’re headed to bankruptcy just for funsies” What the absolute fuck?
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @CommonSentiment
    What was surprising is how many BLACK hookers would still say “no black guys”
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    @BinaryBarkode
    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @Internet_TLCM
    It’s literally the meme
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    @BinaryBarkode
    May 15, 2025
    Replying to @Qswlx0_
    Quite an honor, if you think about it. Not only is it an exclusive gift from the Imperial House, it comes with their implicit permission to burn an image of the Imperial Seal.
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