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I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
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I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
@Boi_die
My thirst for knowledge knows no bounds. I'm parched.
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jul 31, 2023
    Replying to @esjesjesj
    Why the fuck if I'm homeless would I want someone reading to me
    147K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jun 1, 2023
    Replying to @indianloonie
    *Spiderman fan sees a black kid* "Wow that's Miles Morales!"
    247K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jan 26, 2025
    Replying to @_claypot
    He's like the light to Papa John's darkness
    148K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Apr 26, 2025
    Replying to @autogynefiles
    Biggest giveaway is this new guy is made of crayon
    65K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jan 25, 2024
    Replying to @esjesjesj
    He stole this from someone so he doesnt know what it means
    102K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Dec 13, 2024
    Replying to @TheTumboy
    "in movies when Santa exists" umm there's something you need to clarifying to me with this phrase
    203K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Dec 25, 2024
    Replying to @banalplay
    Feels a little too convenient that a Naruto would happen to a guy named Naruto
    57K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Dec 13, 2024
    Replying to @TheTumboy
    He exists outside of movies too
    56K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jul 12, 2025
    Replying to @Twenty1st_Pilot
    Not necessarily a bad job but everything I've read about actual samurai makes them come across as mean spirited punks.
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jun 5, 2025
    Replying to @LuigiSidekick
    I noticed this game seems more lenient when you're hit with most items instead of losing all momentum you're kind of physics bounced and like sometimes you can trick off it a bit by jumping.
    72K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Dec 19, 2024
    Replying to @hermitpaisley
    Araki: "I'm having a BRAT SUMMER"
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Jul 23, 2025
    Replying to @RusielAA
    Honestly Pokémon suffers from having to rush development as a multimedia franchise but like everything I've seen behind the scenes seems to display some sense of pride and care in their craft
    109K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Sep 30, 2023
    Replying to @Ian_Gay_briel
    Guy who infamously ignored a poll telling others they should run a poll
    44K
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    I'm Kawai Tell, and I'm Parched!
    @Boi_die
    Nov 26, 2024
    "Oh man this is worse than the time I had to babysit H.P. Lovecraft's cat!" *cut to Peter in a black neighborhood* "So, uh, I'm looking for this cat I kind of lost..."
    30K

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