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Brandon Scott Wolf
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Brandon Scott Wolf
@BrandonEsWolf
Writer, Producer, Coworker 🍄 Co-Founder of Twin Fungus Productions 🍄🟫
- This is what it looks like when a bottle of Advil sits in the sun for too long.
- Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash are the condiments of showering and we are the hot dogs and hamburgers.
- You’re doing a great job looking at your phone.
- We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
- This is the biggest day of the year for people who own that Old Navy T-shirt with the American flag on it.
- They need to sell tiny “3-sip” seltzer cans for when you’re opening a seltzer because you’re bored and not because you actually want seltzer.
- I have once again eaten a plate of French fries when my intention was to exercise.
- I dare you to name a more horrific-sounding food than Baby Back Ribs.
- “More like crapitalism,” I say casually while at a party. No one laughs. I’m in Hell. It’s over for me. I try to save myself by doubling down “I said ‘More like crapitalism.’”
- Replying to @BrandonEsWolfI’m going to wrap this in cheese.
- I love the LinkedIn Easy Apply feature. It only takes a few short clicks for you to submit your resume directly into the trash.
