Replying to @m____10100183
THE HEXCORE STOLE YOUR PENIS BUT DONT WORRY I CAN FORGE YOU A NEW ONE I HAVE THE SHAPE MEMORIZED.
Shy~Striped~Butterfly
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Shy~Striped~Butterfly
@ButterPuzzle
⚠️🔞⚠️This account has NSFW(18+) content. I am an Aspie, Spoonie (hEDS), 100% ship friendly❤️⛵️, and med scribe. Am 29 now….fffffuuuck I’m 29 now
Joined December 2018
- Regardless of where you stand on the protest argument, these people are really a prime example of how powerful community strength & resilience can be. It doesn’t matter if there’s gas, rubber bullets, real bullets, or sneaky vans, they just keep on going fighting for their cause.
- Replying to @sanlangsfangFucking killed me as he booped his bfs nose and nuzzled him as flames grew in the background 😂😂😂
- Replying to @Fawnmisty_Jayce oh my god. Oh my GOD Jayce. Oh my god he’s thinking you saw it and are ignoring him. Oh my god there a 2 level difference in autism between them. Oh my god he thought you opened it to test it out the night (as you do) he gave it to you and are choosing not to talk about it.
- I’ve had a long semester. Please let it be the Magic School Bus or Bill Nye the Science Guy.your teacher just wheeled this into class 📺 what are you watching? 📼
- Replying to @churchbingoI mean…I have heard of the famed “combat boner” of military men and men in combative sports. An unusual response to adrenaline pumping through the body. Sometimes in response to fear even. Jayce tbh was probably battling horny, anxiety, and adrenaline rush all at once.
- Replying to @lunailluminaThis is like...the new-age nostalgia for stuff that was less complex and wasn’t the “safest” but it was...nicer in a way. My mom had the era where you could let kids run around neighborhoods and leave doors unlocked, and I...had poorly regulated amateur erotic literature.
- Mel: Viktor, if you ever see my mother, you need to run. Viktor: I appreciate your concerns but I, eh, can’t exactly sprint *gestures to cane and leg* as you see. Mel: Oh, right *turns to Jayce* Don’t leave his side. If you see my mother, pick Viktor up and run far, far away.
- Replying to @kurrionnThe subtext of their body language is hilarious. “Sorry. Let me help you up.” “No! I’m mad! I can stand up on my own!” “Okay…Are you leaving?” “Yes! I’m mad! I need to leave!” “Oh…” “………You’re not coming with me?” “Can I?” “…I won’t stop you.” “Yes! Of course! Where to?”
- Replying to @fagholmesViktor sneaks them the car keys and teaches them how to open their bedroom window from the outside of the house. Legit if it wasn’t for that leg of his, I’m pretty sure he’d have been an absolutely wild teenager. Unfortunately, if you can’t run away, it’s a bit of a limiter.
- Jayce: Man I got to get this carpet off my face. Viktor: Give me rug burn first. Jayce: What? Viktor: What.
- I’m sorry Gwendoline, I know you’re 63 and just recovered from your hip replacement, but Harold was just taken to jail because, it turns out, he’s 84. I know it must be a shock for you, since you have been married for the past 36 years. Don’t worry, you’re safe now.
- Replying to @bloodyshrikeIf they looked like this, they’d reveal the revolutionary discovery of c!s male pregnancy to get the funding first, then hextech.
- Replying to @recsketch_tweetViktor ur gonna give Jayce grey hair before he hits his 30s if you keep scaring him half to death like that 😂
