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Brenton Kelley
@CBSBrenton
1x RIYBA state champ.
East Lansing
Joined January 2022
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Dec 26, 2024
    We got guys getting breakup advice in the Stream East chat. Never tell me football isn’t family.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Dec 17, 2024
    Watching my buddy close out his tab to go home. Not knowing all my drinks are on it.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Nov 1, 2025
    She was the first like on my Mom’s birthday story post.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Oct 31, 2025
    This will be me at 4:89am tonight.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    May 10, 2025
    Safe to say my Dad is not a fan of Doris Burke and the ESPN crew.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Dec 8, 2024
    Omg it’s Connor Bedard.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Oct 15, 2024
    Me next up in line as my buddy gets his ID checked.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Apr 17, 2025
    Roomate just cracked open a Miller Lite with his Chick-Fil-A. #Expand
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Oct 11, 2024
    “Bar and talk to no women?”
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Feb 27, 2025
    Shaq and Kobe in their prime.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Aug 25, 2024
    Always walking with a dye in my hand. Never know when you can get a rep in.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Feb 2, 2025
    Catholic all-girl schools. Automatic. Still is.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Jan 17, 2025
    Did Ria forget she broke up with a co-worker and then married another one??? Mentally broke? Yea ok. #SurvivingBarstool
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Oct 31, 2025
    Bar lines are already forming. If you’re not out by now you’re screwed.
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    Brenton Kelley
    @CBSBrenton
    Nov 3, 2025
    Watching another chick hit the timeline. Somehow more heinous than the last.
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