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chid

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chid

@CHIDSPIN

A big shot Patagonia bro. I use a chainsaw—manly as hell. I’ve never been horny online. I hate bio and all other sciences.

United States

Joined December 2013

chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
About 7 years ago, my wife’s close friend was engaged and I was invited to her husband-to-be’s bachelor party (I like the dude enough, but he’s not like MY friend). His best man sent out a bachelor party itinerary proposing $1500-a man for the day. I was like “I can’t do that.”
Jerusalem
@JerusalemDemsas
May 16, 2024
I’m so fr some of you need to grow a spine
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
Replying to @CHIDSPIN
And he was like “No—there were only like 5 people there and when I found out what Jack did, we got into a big fight. I haven’t spoken to him since the wedding. I told him all I wanted to do was play paintball and go to a bar or something.”
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@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
Replying to @CHIDSPIN
The best man was like “don’t be a pussy BROOOO” and I had to say, “I know you’re all 28 and have no responsibilities. I hope you have a great time! I have a pregnant wife and I just bought a house. I wouldn’t pay $1500 to go to my best friend’s bachelor party.”
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@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
Replying to @CHIDSPIN
There were like 30 people on the bachelor party email thread, and I truly believe the best man was like “cool that gives me a budget of $50K!”
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@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
Replying to @CHIDSPIN
Anyway, I ended up not going to anything because the best man was such a dickhead (a person I had never met before, btw). Fast forward like 6 months and these friends come to our house to meet our son. I asked the husband if his bachelor party was awesome
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
Yeah, the groom is a decent and pretty pragmatic guy, which was what made it all the more confusing.
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 18, 2024
Replying to @CHIDSPIN
I cannot believe how many people have seen this thread. If you like this story and want to hear me talk about all sorts of other things, listen to and follow the @RoundingDown podcast.
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
Feb 21, 2024
You did it, Rob Manfred! We’re gonna see more balls in play than ever before!!
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@BaseballWRLD_
Feb 21, 2024
WHAT DID FANATICS DO TO THE PANTS
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
Replying to @CHIDSPIN
It just seemed like he wanted to “throw the best party” or whatever instead of doing what the groom actually wanted
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 17, 2024
No, what he proposed for $1500-a-man was like 18 holes of golf, renting out a private room at a bar in the afternoon, and an overnight at a casino with dinner reservations. It was like a 4-part, daylong party
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
Dec 10, 2017
Replying to @ABC
Everyone involved with this is bad.
chid
@CHIDSPIN
Sep 25, 2023
I have to believe that the Drew Barrymore and Bill Maher things were somewhat of a trial balloon for the studios. I’m sure they were hoping people would ‘quietly return to work’ and holy shit did it not go that way for them.
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chid
@CHIDSPIN
May 14, 2020
Replying to @IanKarmel
Dr. Dog. No way I’m fighting a dog who’s gone to college for 10 years and done 5,000+ hours of residencies.
chid
@CHIDSPIN
Mar 1, 2024
The free market isn’t gonna fuck you, lady
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