andy s
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andy s
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Joined May 2014
- screaming “what about the Supreme Court” at someone who can’t afford their cancer treatment
- Attention: Men are CANCELLED *looking around frantically for signs that the online girls are proud of me*
- Joe Biden is my dad. Kamala harris is mom. The drone operator in nevada vaporizing a village in Yemen is my second cousin
- drinking 13 beers and texting a girl I haven’t talked to in 6 years “happy new yewrs fuck 2020 lol”
- friend and his wife got into a fight about not having enough money to go on vacation and during the fight a $700 graphics card was delivered to their house lmao
- my grubhub driver refused to spoon feed me, a disabled adult (self diagnosed ADHD). Why I was right to call the police
- Tom cruise (trying to teach me how to eat pussy): you don’t have time to think down there. If you think you’re dead
- You’re coming from a place of immense privilege when you say things like “bernie or bust.” There are children in cages at the border. Pete Buttigieg, in collaboration with Amazon, has vowed to get those cages equipped with Alexa as soon as he gets into office
