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Hello, a small reminder that I’m on Instagram but I’m not coming back to Twitter, even though I miss you all.
You can find me here, should you wish:
instagram.com/cain_unable?ig…
Phlegm Clandango
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Gone.
- My 4yo just said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"
- The worst part of this is actually that someone brings him a coffee and he doesn’t even acknowledge her let alone say thank you. That tells me everything I need to know.Elon Musk: “Nobody has even bothered to ki!l Kamala because it’s pointless. HAHA. What do you achieve? Nothing, you just bought another puppet” Beyond disgusting
- Absolutely amazing brand awareness that Bishop’s Move have parked diagonally.🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is moving into No 10
- The Scottish have gone too far this time.Battered Smart car pulled over by police bbc.in/3QVt37h
- Personally I don't think people should have kids unless they can accurately predict exactly how their relationship & employment prospects will fare over the next 2 decades & then map out the upcoming socio-economic impacts of political events & decisions (both global & domestic).
- The shameful legacy of Bullseye continues to blight our streets.
- My brain just reminded me of the time a female colleague messaged to ask if I had 5 minutes to talk & I lightheartedly replied: For you I have 6! but I mistyped the exclamation mark and what I actually sent back was: For you I have 6” 😬
- Why are rich people so terrible at being rich? Sunak, Musk, Trump, that guy who has placenta infusions or whatever. Terrible. I’d be fucking amazing at it. Just floating around in my pool, sipping mojitos and not causing any trouble. What a waste.
- £85k inheritance. #SavedYouAClickSaver who ‘never pays full price’ bought £220k house at 23 and haggled £15k off wedding mirror.co.uk/features/topic…
