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Murder Mitten Mami
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Murder Mitten Mami
@CallmeMsParker
Problematic.
- Can someone please teach me how to not be so easily annoyed?! PLEASE!!
- It took 5 long years, but I’ve finally accepted me and my ex will never workout and that I need to move on. But the sexual chemistry was unmatched. Like wtf broooo do yall know how hard it is to find a real fucker???!!!!!!
- I let a man hurt my feelings just in time for summer. A win is a win 🤷🏽♀️
Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite- The last time I had a threesome, the nigga embarrassed me. The girl pulled me to the side later & asked “Do you like having sex with him?” Embarazzingggg. Never again.
- I had NO IDEA this guy got sent to prison for 10+ years! That makes me so sad 😞 he was all over the internet wit his lil funny videos 😢
- I am flabbergasted 💀😂 my face bro
They in the office calling me Buffy the body. How do I call HR on HR? - My job 100% asks me to post jobs that they already have chosen a person for to make it appear we have equitable hiring practices. I think that’s what a lot of companies are doing.
- I try to stay far away from the Shaderoom as much as possible, but every know & then I take a look and I- 💀💀💀
- Replying to @CallmeMsParkerOr are men just annoying? I can’t figure out if I’m just a bitch or if it’s both?!
- Wished I was an adultThis Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- Me AF. Stop dating broke bitchesHow it should be
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