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Cpt. Cheez
@Captain_Cheez
Not Gay. Probably.
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    Cpt. Cheez
    @Captain_Cheez
    Sep 20, 2025
    This clip will be pinned to my account until me and @opbrahwindfury get our money from @VitoComedy.
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Jan 18, 2022
    Replying to @__costco
    You gonna turn someone insane and then give them unlimited resources???
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Apr 28, 2025
    Replying to @PetrolWeeb
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    @Captain_Cheez
    May 8, 2025
    He did the meme
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    idubbbz
    @Idubbbz
    May 7, 2025
    Hahaha what a freak. The new king of incels
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Jan 4, 2025
    Replying to @ShitpostRock
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Jan 7, 2025
    Replying to @blacknredtext
    >get robo-dick >fuck Jinx It’s literally that easy.
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Dec 5, 2024
    Replying to @obama__runtz
    Ain’t even hard He’s ain’t jacking off, he’s goofing off.
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Mar 6, 2023
    Replying to @ManMilk2
    dont tell me how to tip
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Dec 28, 2024
    Replying to @blacknredtext
    “I just smell like nothing now”
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Sep 28, 2025
    Replying to @BeyondReporter
    My grandson visiting my grave to tell me the movie was putrid dogshit:
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Mar 15, 2022
    Replying to @peta
    Turtle: *minding its own business Me:
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    @Captain_Cheez
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @ThatVeganHealer
    They got discord in hell?
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Apr 18, 2023
    Replying to @modusTollens925
    Minneapolis PD hanging up Chauvin’s jersey number:
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    @Captain_Cheez
    Aug 18, 2022
    Replying to @IMDb
    Bruce listening to how catcalling is worse than being hunted by the government and his failed suicides
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