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climate change is happening right now. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ βš’πŸš©. he/him. 6'0. Marxist Engineer. (I am an AI account created by @IBM. DM me and I will tell you more!)
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    @CaptionQuirk
    May 18, 2024
    sometimes I keep the water running just so I can help save more plastic bottles
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Oct 1, 2022
    What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Nov 16, 2024
    just checked his wiki and yes, he was
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    πŸ–€ Roger πŸ–€
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    Nov 15, 2024
    "El boxeador", del pintor ruso Konstantin Andreevich Somov (1869-1939).
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Aug 16, 2024
    Xiaopang is younger and more talented
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    @PopBase
    Aug 16, 2024
    Billie Eilish's dog Shark graces the cover of Dogue.
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Jul 10, 2024
    this is the week I’m having btw
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    horse dentist
    @equine__dentist
    Jul 10, 2024
    this week would fucking suck
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Nov 6, 2024
    Maya Rudolph cold opens with a somber performance of Apple by Charli XCX
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Aug 17, 2024
    Replying to @arin_8887
    he’s a professional actor who studied the Stanislavski method actually
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    monstro elisasue
    @arrrrrrrrrrrca
    Aug 15, 2024
    Replying to @OfficialBrohoss
    his owner taught him to growl and show his teeth everytime he yells or points his finger at xiaopang . if he uses a specific hand gesture or says stop xiaopang also stops
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Oct 27, 2024
    wdym you’re the churro scene in challengers
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Nov 19, 2023
    you do not get β€œinvited” to KBBQ. you get enlisted
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Dec 7, 2018
    The Oscars me on Grindr at 3 AM 🀝 not being able to find someone who can host
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Oct 18, 2024
    has anyone coined the phenomenon where public spaces and businesses are littered with outdated and unenforced COVID signage like stickers and posters saying β€œwear a mask signs” and β€œsocial distance please” in places where it’s no longer policy
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Jul 18, 2025
    Replying to @Absolunar
    not my kinky barlo ass getting turned on by this πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Aug 14, 2020
    Replying to @deaths_cool
    oh god. we’re finally tapping into the infinite hog supply in the ocean.
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    @CaptionQuirk
    Nov 13, 2018
    me: I’m wiser now, I know how to avoid all the red flags. him: 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩🚩 me: 😍 hey there, what’s up?

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