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@CarlsBeef
Mo Baller’s Dad | bad boy | cubs | bears | illini | @ThirstyVaquero MMCS host with @MonMornMahoney | owned by SterkFamilyFarms.com
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Mar 9
    Brand new MMCS out now with special guest @BarstoolBigCat - 2015 stories - Leadership Review - 2016 vs. 2026 position battle segment - PCA deep dive - Pitch Clock - would you rather be 1st base coach or 3rd base umpire? - Foul ball etiquette - FULL INTERVIEW Links below
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Oct 16, 2022
    1st ballot HOF middle finger:
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    Danny Vietti
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Mar 21, 2021
    Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Jan 7, 2019
    FUCK CODY
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Jan 6, 2021
    What the fuck guys
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Jan 6, 2021
    Morning guys. Let’s have a nice day.
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Feb 13, 2021
    You know the pizza’s legit when they serve the coke in this beauty
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Apr 22, 2024
    My car dealership quoted me $2,500 for a new key. That seemed like a lot of money so I called a locksmith from Oswego. Jim programmed a new key in my driveway and charged me $125. Why can't the car dealership be more like Jim? Jim rocks.
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Oct 9, 2024
    Umpire firing a ball back before Tatis even starts his full trot is so fucking big league I can’t even begin to explain how much I love it
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Dec 30, 2019
    Dogs are the best x.com/buitengebieden…
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Dec 17, 2024
    The Bears aren’t that far away: - new owner - new president - new gm - new coach - new stadium - at least 3 offensive linemen - new OC - new DC - Caleb Williams gets better - Lions fall off - Vikings fall off - Packers change divisions
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Jan 4, 2024
    The simulator was gifted from a Korean company that’s expanding to the US. The domestic sales rep just asked it be used in content. Nothing serious. Few weeks later and now that sales rep has to explain Jersey Jerry to a room full of South Korean marketing executives. Amazing.
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    Barstool Sports
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    Jan 4, 2024
    HE DID IT!! SHOT 2627! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED @Jerrythekid21 @jerryafterdark #LegenJerry
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Aug 23, 2024
    There’s been so many Greg Maddux clips for this upcoming documentary and I shit you not this is by far the best shit you’ll hear all day
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    Rob Friedman
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Jun 12, 2024
    Couple Ace employees talking customer service best practices at the local Chili’s post shift. This is why I’ll always pay a premium at Ace. Nobody cares more than Ace. Nobody
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    carl
    @CarlsBeef
    Apr 27, 2020
    Holy fuck does Carmen Electra still have her fastball
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