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- the first time I went to a dermatologist in LA I asked her what I should be doing besides moisturizer/SPF and she said I would be a great candidate for botox. I asked if she had a lot of 21yo patients that did botox and she audibly gasped and said "you're only 21??"
- me forcing my boyfriend to wear sunscreen:Your body, my choice. Forever.
quit eating pad thai with the bad guys and come eat pad see ew with a dude who’s nice to you- obsessed with the woman in my yoga class who paid for 60 minutes and laid motionless on the floor the entire time
- update: we moved into a an apartment in SF with the most beautiful view of the ships passing under the golden gate bridge so we put up an AIS antenna and a monitor so we can see what their names are
- not to feed in to t*ktok discourse but whats wrong with instagram reels like is it not just exactly the same or
- me: hi there’s a methhead flashing me blocking my front door SFPD: what does he look like? me: mid 20s, orange boxers around his ankles, oh looks like hes putting them back on — SFPD: oh he’s putting his underwear back on? so you don’t still need an officer?
- just watched the girl next to me in this coffee shop close out all her stackoverflow tabs and pull up “how to become a sommelier”
- I think we underestimate how psychologically harmful it is to insist to 18-22yos that they’re kids
- oof. yikes. unfollowing now. was a huge fan of her $3.6B laundering scheme, had no idea she made tiktoks🤢
- you're not a "generalist" you're 23
- “my thesis is that at any moment in the arc of human history, there are only about 800-1000 people alive who matter, so—“ “excuse me! hi. can you pass me those crab wontons? yeah those right there. dip too please. thanks so much”
