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MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
#DeceptiComics Stand Up Comedian #BadAdviceShow Podcast YouTube: CerromeRussellComic
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Jul 30, 2024
    I forgot who said it first but it is indeed crazy that Uhaul will rent you a 27 ft truck with no training whatsoever
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Oct 31, 2018
    By international law you'd have to have a cheer-off
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Sep 14, 2022
    The same titties look good the 1st time and 17,652nd time you see them. Does a sunset ever lose its luster? I say unto thee Nay
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Feb 13, 2019
    Sleeping. They shot him while he was sleeping
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    The Hill
    @thehill
    Feb 13, 2019
    Six California police officers fatally shoot rapper found sleeping in car hill.cm/eoWAHbN
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Aug 25, 2019
    Cause women who are 5'9" aren't lying lol
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    evan :)
    @beyonseh
    Aug 24, 2019
    why are women that are 5’9 so much taller than men that are 5’9?
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Dec 1, 2017
    Gamestop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Nov 13, 2020
    The cart at Target roll so smooth you don't even realize it's full of stuff you don't need.
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Sep 12, 2024
    Cut the grass at the White House at least once
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Apr 20, 2019
    This asshole shaved his beard and got more handsome. I'm sick of this shit.
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    @getFANDOM
    Apr 18, 2019
    RIP Jason Momoa’s beard. The actor shaved his facial hair after seven years to raise awareness for reducing plastic usage and saving our planet ♻️ (via Jason Momoa | Instagram)
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    Femi
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Nov 18, 2023
    Does seeing a sunset ever lose its magic?
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    BIG MAMA
    @dvngerousliy
    Nov 17, 2023
    Seeing the same tiddies don’t get old?
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Feb 3, 2021
    Wait.... E-40 wine is 18% alcohol?! You gon be talking exactly like him after a few glasses
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Oct 5, 2024
    "Hey I know you just had a baby and ain't slept in days but could you be the same carefree girl I met?" See how stupid that sounds?
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Aug 17, 2017
    I love this song
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    ESSENCE
    @Essence
    Aug 16, 2017
    White nationalists are getting fired from their jobs and disowned by their families: trib.al/yM8GKz6
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    MonsterKing
    @CerromeRussell
    Oct 18, 2022
    They don't even sell this shade of white to regular people
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    Los Angeles Lakers
    @Lakers
    Oct 18, 2022
    Business.
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