masc potatoes 🐦‍🔥🥔 (@CertifiedFool

masc potatoes 🐦‍🔥🥔

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masc potatoes 🐦‍🔥🥔

@CertifiedFool_

Writer of TV & Comics. Colorist🎨. Working on my first novel📚. I’ve won 5 Emmys in my shower. I’m also funny. Top Jean Grey Scholar.

Washington, DC

globalcomix.com/a/dka-comics

Joined January 2011

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@CertifiedFool_
Jul 6, 2025
So today is my birthday and I challenged myself to finish my first comic issue as a gift this year. And… it’s here! THE GOD TOUCHED #1 is officially live and available to read for FREE! 22 pages of story with a few extra goodies at the end. 🚨🎁🎊 #indiecomics (🧵)
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@CertifiedFool_
Sep 20, 2020
Disney used to work them kids to the bone! 😫
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@CertifiedFool_
Feb 17, 2020
Skskdjdhd these folks are really so homophobic that they’re questioning colors in an art room. Whew 😭
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@CertifiedFool_
Feb 19, 2024
They actually have episodes to watch
The Hill
@thehill
Feb 18, 2024
The top streamed shows are almost all old. Why? trib.al/jQEpAXJ
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@CertifiedFool_
Aug 2, 2018
Nah the real tea is Kourtney saying that she chooses to be a mother to her 3 kids; not to do photo shoots all day. WHEW.
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@CertifiedFool_
Feb 7, 2017
IM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP AND HIS FUCK ASS ADMINISTRATION BUT I NEED TO STAY AWARE OF WHATS HAPPENING
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@CertifiedFool_
Jul 8, 2020
The real villains were actually the government officials and scientists who greenlit a program to make clones in order to control the citizens and left them underground when it failed???????
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@CertifiedFool_
Jun 19, 2023
Law don’t play about Zendaya at all
alex 💭 ⁷
@nothnghppens
Jun 19, 2023
how is he not humiliated
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@CertifiedFool_
Apr 10, 2018
Cardi B built an Instagram fan base that propelled her to Love and Hip-Hop which she then used as an opportunity to become a Grammy nominated artist co-hosting the Tonight Show while her peers are still “in the studio” and people get on here and act like she’s dumb. Wow
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@CertifiedFool_
May 16, 2021
How deep is your love???
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@CertifiedFool_
Jan 1, 2023
Not trying to be dramatic here, but there’s something sinister about Tik Tok turning every basic action into a life aesthetic or personality trait lmao
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@CertifiedFool_
Apr 9, 2022
Accidentally came across the worst reality show to ever be conceived 💀
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@CertifiedFool_
Jul 13, 2024
Please tell me I’m not the only one who can see that most everything is going exactly how Sage wants it to go 😭
Mr.Bug
@buggy_con
Jul 11, 2024
Sage. Labeled as 'Smartest Person Alive.' Homelander recruits her to be his strategist Does not inform him of a leak within the 7 Says she knew of the leak and was feeding false info Doesn't have Homelander know of this from the start Is shocked she gets fired
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@CertifiedFool_
Feb 2, 2020
So last night we lost one of our friends on the way to a party. Then I get on Twitter and see this...
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@CatchGifUCan
Feb 2, 2020
Been out in the streets since noon. My friends just hailed a cab so we could go to the next spot. There are five of us, so I volunteered to catch a separate cab and I would meet them there. I was able to hail one right after them. I’m going home.