If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
Whats on your mind ?
FMChauncy
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FMChauncy
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Born August 15
Joined July 2015
- There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trustAge-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to X. Learn more
- The Powerpuff girls get their power from Chemical X, as in the X Chromosome. Their power is girl power.
- Wtf automatically translates to what the f*ck in your head, but LOL just stays as LOL and not laugh out loud.Tell me something I don’t know...
- The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
- George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
- Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
- Today’s date, 2-20-2018, looks like it’s stuttering.This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- “Finally” is pronounced as ‘Final - e’ but “finale” is pronounced as 'fi - nally’This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- Uber is everything our parents told us not to do. Everything.Tell me something that’s running through your mind
- Ask your great grandparents with 14 children.
- If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses....and you were saying?
- The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning.
