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Douglas Cheape
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Douglas Cheape
@CheapeDouglas
Scribbler. Human avatar of author, playwright, and comedy writer Alexander Tarbet. Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure.
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined August 2019
- I am currently helping my wife look for the Lindt chocolate bunny I ate on Thursday.
- A wee wummin in Glasgow crocheted this and her man got up a ladder and put it on. And that is why I love my city.
- Just bumped into my old French teacher. She asked me what I was up to now, so I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
- Treating my spouse this Valentine’s evening with a spiced lamb pâté en croûte, served with warm Scottish potato salad and haricot beans in a tomato jus.
- As with many roaming beasts, the dpd van is at it’s most vulnerable when drinking.
- I can’t believe they threw me out for jumping around.
- They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.
