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@ChekhovsGnu
I’ve escaped the island.
- Today I made Richard Nixon’s Avocado Lemon Jello salad. It is the worst thing I ate all year.
- jerma repeats this to himself as a positive affirmation before turning on the stream
- Replying to @ChekhovsGnuThere is not a single ingredient that you can remove without making it *better.* The grapefruit sections are vile and overpowering. The avocado makes it a fatty disaster. The raw celery adds a disgusting crunch. Mayo and cream do not complement each-other at all. Jello is Jello.
- Replying to @ChekhovsGnuOne is reminded that Nixon grew up on a failed lemon orchard. His father refused to buy fertilizer. This meal largely consisted of a lemon base. In all other matters— to all five of the senses— it was closer to fertilizer.
- I hate how my coworkers aren’t nearly as funny or interesting as the online group of friends I intentionally cultivated based on those criteria
- Replying to @quellthewitTo fight the enemy you must understand the enemy. To understand the enemy you must live like the enemy.
- "Can god make a boulder so big he can’t lift it?" No, of course not. God would need free will to do that.
- A movie called "The Centipede Centipede" where the doctor just makes a long centipede
