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Daisy the Awkward Badass
@Chicago_Daisy
#MAGA #KAG #2A #IFBAP DMs=InstaBlock Born & raised in Chicago, enslaved in Minnesota. No dm's unless you can pronounce Da Bears properly. #WickedsAngels
Joined February 2022
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jul 30, 2025
    Tolerating radical Islam because you think they won't eventually come for you is like thinking a bull won't gore you because you're a vegetarian.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jan 18, 2025
    This little dude stared at me through the whole flight, trying to start shit.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Oct 31, 2025
    Maybe you should dress up as a Chinese spy so you could go fuck yourself.
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    Rep. Eric Swalwell
    @RepSwalwell
    Oct 31, 2025
    For Halloween Kristi Noem should dress up as the Secretary of Homeland Security and do her job.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jan 29, 2023
    I posed nude for an art class today. They didn't ask me to. I think they were making ceramic bowls or something.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Oct 5, 2023
    This dude stared at me through the whole flight, trying to start shit.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jan 12, 2024
    The longest drum solo in history was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 683 from LA to Tokyo.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Sep 8, 2023
    What I hear when people find out I'm a Trump supporter: "He cheated on his wives" "He's been married 3 times" "He's a narcissist" "He's undignified" Blah blah blah Well you know what? I voted for a President, not a pastor.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jul 28, 2024
    If you pray, say a prayer for me. I'm on the ledge. This pain is too much.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jan 1, 2024
    My sister asked where Nicaragua is. I said it's in Central America. She said "Oh, so somewhere around Kansas?" I see a pole and body glitter in her future.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Feb 9, 2023
    Yesterday our neighborhood hairdresser was arrested for selling drugs. I was her customer for 10 years. I had no idea she was a hairdresser.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Sep 13, 2024
    Just got off the phone with my doctor. My biopsy came out fine. I feel like I can breathe again. Thank you for all the prayers, everyone.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Oct 10, 2023
    This kid has been alive for 7 minutes and already looks fed up with this shit.
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Nov 16, 2024
    I just saw a really hot guy spank his kid at McDonald's after she threw her fries on the ground. So I also threw my fries on the ground. Now we wait...
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    Daisy the Awkward Badass
    @Chicago_Daisy
    Jun 20, 2025
    Replying to @iAnonPatriot
    Who wants to tell her the Netherlands has an actual king?
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