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Church Curmudgeon
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Church Curmudgeon
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It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.
- ! Chumbawamba 3:16When you get knocked down, you have to get back up again. God didn’t bring you this far to leave you.
- Well, you knew it was VBS weekend when you scheduled your wedding.
- Turns out that asymptomatic Christianity doesn't spread either.
- There’ll be better fights at Waffle House in about an hour.
- In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in his own eyes. — Judges 21:25
- Pastors, your periodic reminder: That guy who really, really wants to teach the eschatology Sunday School class? Don’t let him teach the eschatology Sunday School class.
- The pastor will be praying this week about ditching the screens and going back to hymnals. He has to. I put it on the prayer card.
- This is like having a pre-tribber and post-tribber in your Revelation Sunday School class.
- I just had a dream about 7 empty toilet paper rolls eating 7 full toilet paper rolls. Does anyone have an interpretation?
- Your periodic reminder: That guy who really, REALLY wants to teach a Sunday School class on eschatology? Do NOT allow him to teach a Sunday School class on eschatology.
- My pastor’s excited about the #FIFAWorldCup starting tomorrow. He wants to watch somebody else struggle to make three points in 90 minutes for a change.
- I’ll say it again. Shouldn’t be able to call yourself “First Baptist” if you lose to an unranked church.
