Chris Alvino
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Chris Alvino
@ChrisAlvino
Sex & Dating Coach | Creative | Computer Scientist | AuDHD | disabled from LASIK & C19 | he/him | #ActuallyAutistic | #CovidIsAirborne | obligatory โ–‘๐Ÿˆโ–‘
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Nov 26, 2025
    This actually worked and we were able to help Ivy avoid homelessness, so let's see if this can work again. My friend (who is about to go into surgery for miscarrying twins) is about to be homeless unless we can raise 2k by Monday, so I am offering another huge deal on coaching,
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Apr 23, 2025
    Coaching with me is typically a 3 month minimum engagement for 5k. So here's a special for all of my followers: anyone who wants to work with me, send Ivy 5k today to stop her from becoming homeless, and I'll work with you for free! I'll even throw in 2 more months for free!
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Mar 3, 2025
    It's literally just one single reason: because it's cheaper. That's the reason capitalism does ANYTHING. It's not some big philosophical question. Color requires dyes & paints, it fades & requires uptake, it takes more design time (good color theory isn't cheap)
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Apr 27, 2025
    It's so hilarious bc me, a fat brown dude, has dated A LOT of models and athletes over the years. I used to feel incredibly self conscious about it bc these women were fiiiit, and then there was me. I asked a few about it when I was feeling insecure, they all said the same thing
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    taoki
    @justalexoki
    Apr 26, 2025
    why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Nov 17, 2024
    Adjusted for inflation, that's $930.88 USD in 2024 dollars. This is what they stole from us
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    Fifty Shades of Whey
    @davenewworld_2
    Nov 16, 2024
    This is what one semester's tuition used to cost at the University of Houston in 1975
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Jul 21, 2025
    This is LITERALLY what 1984 was about. The consequences of growing up in a state where you're being surveilled 24/7, with any possible deviation from what's deemed "acceptable" being shamed and punished
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    Pฯƒฦ™ฦ™าฝฦš ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐“Ž๐“…๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”...
    @Pokket
    Jul 20, 2025
    Zoomers don't know how to have fun & I think that's their biggest problem. They are too afraid of being perceived.
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Jun 17, 2025
    Hollywood is so fucking racist man
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    Culture Crave ๐Ÿฟ
    @CultureCrave
    Jun 17, 2025
    Diego Luna says 'beforeย Star Wars, the only projects Iโ€™d get offered would be drug dealers' (via @THR)
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    May 17, 2025
    I became legally blind after my LASIK surgery. And when my surgeon found out, he literally stopped talking to me during my appointment. He told me there was nothing we could do and I'd just have to learn to live with it. And offered zero follow up. Dude treated me like a pariah
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    bird ๐Ÿ”œ AC
    @birdpathy
    May 16, 2025
    Just asked a LASIK surgeon if he had any statistics about rates of complications at his clinic, or rates of patients reporting dry eyes 6 months out He asked if I was a reporter (in a thick New York accent) and said no patient had ever asked for that before in 20 years
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Jun 25, 2024
    Can we STOP promoting LASIK like it's some miracle cure? No one should be getting LASIK, it's INCREDIBLY fucking dangerous. The industry LIED to consumers about its safety. I am LEGALLY FUCKING BLIND after LASIK. I have friends who have attempted suicide bc of LASIK!
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    Brian LaManna
    @BrianLaManna_
    Jun 23, 2024
    My biggest, why the f**k did I not do this earlier, by years: 2024 - TSA pre check 2023 - LASIK surgery 2022 - Buy a great water bottle 2021 - Standing desk 2020 - Amazing pillow 2019 - Tailored all my pants What should be on my radar for 2025?
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Sep 4, 2024
    This is why supporting free healthcare is suicide prevention. Supporting free housing is suicide prevention. Supporting universal basic income is suicide prevention. Supporting all forms of social safety nets is suicide prevention.
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    lucky โ˜†
    @earthstarjungle
    Sep 4, 2024
    a lot less people would be suicidal if their needs were met
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Aug 15, 2024
    As a men's dating coach who's worked with hundreds of men this past decade, so many thoughts. Too many to write. But if you want to know the common thread, you can see it in all of the replies: so much self pity and women blaming, and very little taking responsibility.
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    Dear God
    @TheRich_Gospel
    Aug 15, 2024
    80% of single men are no longer interested in dating. They are not even trying. Why is this the case? (Men only)
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Apr 27, 2025
    Replying to @ChrisAlvino
    And it's even funnier bc it's the same thing being said by THOUSANDS of women in the replies. The issue isn't that women are lying, it's that men DONT FUCKING LISTEN TO WOMEN, and that, is why they fail
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    May 22, 2024
    I don't think most non-Boomers understand just HOW BAD planned obsolescence has cooked our world. We finally had to replace our toaster bc the coils were dying. I asked my mom when we got it. "Ooooh, around the time you were born." I'm almost 40!!!
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Jun 30, 2024
    The amount of asexual hate in the replies and QTs is absolutely disgusting, so fucked up. And the deniers are LITERALLY PROVING THE POINT that asexuality is both misunderstood AND discriminated against. Also, yes, asexuals CAN look sexyโ€”an aesthetic is NOT a sexuality FFS!
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    Yasmin Benoit, MSc
    @theyasminbenoit
    Jun 29, 2024
    I did it! It was an honour to be the first asexual person to lead @PrideInLondon! Asexual representation matters. Our recognition matters. Our protection matters. Our voices matter. We matter. Thank you all for your support throughout the day! ๐Ÿ’œ #ThisIsWhatAsexualLooksLike
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    Chris Alvino
    @ChrisAlvino
    Apr 5, 2024
    These stories are so deceiving. LASIK IS NOT a miracle of science, it's a monster of science and a bastardization of public health protections. I had 20/20 vision immediately after my LASIK too, just a few years later, I was BLIND from LASIK.
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    Yuri Sagalov
    @yuris
    Apr 5, 2024
    I had LASIK done yesterday and Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™ve ever experienced a bigger miracle of science. 10 minute completely painless procedure and I woke up with 20/20 vision. Iโ€™ve been wearing glasses since I was 8. Just wow.
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