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Chris Croy
@ChrisCroy
Decent, but only in moderation. As seen at the end of @PeterSinger's TED talk.
Sacramento, CA
Joined June 2012
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Aug 22, 2025
    I glanced at a bunch of news articles about the recurring bruise on the back of Trump's right hand (which people have noticed since 2024) and they are oddly clustered around the 24th of the month. That suggests he's getting an infusion every month.
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    Molly Ploofkins
    @Mollyploofkins
    Aug 22, 2025
    Trump is seen with a large patch of foundation covering his hand.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Oct 12, 2021
    I just found out that 1. For 24 years every pilot who landed at the airport in Nagpur, India had to be warned about the Boeing 720 sitting next to the runway. 2. That it was my dad's fault. This is the story of my dad's junkyard jet.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    May 22, 2025
    Replying to @bstract_thot
    until ~1999 almost all TV shows were designed for viewers to drop in, pop open a cold one, and start watching whenever they felt like it. people also had newspapers and magazine subscriptions and their content is generally short-form.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Feb 6, 2022
    Replying to @halomancer1
    the Mormons won and the dudes got baptized
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Aug 23, 2025
    Replying to @The4ourthBranch
    I stand by it. Biden isn't senile, just old.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Oct 13, 2021
    Replying to @ChrisCroy
    there's a lot of confusion here, so to clarify, the only person who thinks Indians are crazy for eating onions and hot peppers is my dad, I think it's delicious and ate it just last week.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Jul 1, 2024
    Replying to @Andr3jH
    I had the same reaction when I found out how cashews grow. it's insane that I can afford to buy an entire tree's worth of cashews.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Aug 22, 2025
    Replying to @justalexoki
    benzos are insidious because they make you relaxed about everything including the possibility of addiction. benzo addicts don't ever have cool junkie stories either, they just have disturbingly large periods of their life that they can't account for.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Oct 12, 2021
    Replying to @ChrisCroy
    also, my dad lied and told my mom that the plane was still flying around India carrying "people and chickens". He did not enjoy his trip to India because the food was too spicy, complaining that those lunatics in India will eat onions with hot peppers for breakfast.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Sep 3, 2024
    Replying to @JeremiahDJohns
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    Chris Croy
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    Aug 23, 2025
    Replying to @raul_1329
    that's right, he doesn't want everyone to know that he's down with the clown
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Oct 12, 2021
    Replying to @ChrisCroy
    In the most incredible "the problem I was avoiding for [eternity] only took [moment]" ever, in 2015 the new airport director decided to solve it, changed the tires, and got rid of the plane in half an hour.
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Aug 23, 2025
    Replying to @daprofile
    many people are saying it
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    Chris Croy
    @ChrisCroy
    Oct 12, 2021
    Replying to @ChrisCroy
    there's no moral here. hail lord balaji.
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