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Chris Martin
@ChrisMartin_93
You know, that dickhead in the @Rovers away end.
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    Chris Martin
    @ChrisMartin_93
    Nov 1, 2020
    Samaritans  Tel: 116 123    Shout Text Shout to 85258 Mind 0300 123 3393 CALM 0800 58 58 58 Papyrus 0800 068 4141 Just in case. That’s all ❤️
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    Chris Martin
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    May 25, 2023
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    Agam🇵🇹🐰
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    May 23, 2023
    Men wearing football tops is a cheat code
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    Chris Martin
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    Jan 5, 2023
    Replying to @SkyNews
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    Chris Martin
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    May 6, 2024
    Crystal Palace have absolutely robbed us blind for Adam Wharton, by the way. I know we needed the money, but £18m for a generational talent is quite incredible. #Rovers
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    Chris Martin
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    Aug 9, 2024
    “Dad, why is my sister called Rose?” “Because your mum loves roses” “Thanks Dad” “No problem, filthy Yuki Ohashi chip against Derby County at Ewood Park on 09/08/2024”
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    Chris Martin
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    Nov 26, 2020
    The North West currently has the lowest R rate in the entire country at 0.8-1.0. Lancashire’s cases have come down dramatically over the last four weeks. London is currently at 1.0-1.2. Majority of the North West: Tier 3. London: Tier 2. Are you starting to see the issue here?
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    Chris Martin
    @ChrisMartin_93
    Apr 20, 2021
    Blackburn Rovers fans at the start of the season vs. the end of the season:
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    Chris Martin
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    Jun 1, 2018
    I’m: ⚪️single ⚪️taken 🔘the darkness and the light, I’m a creator and a destroyer, the accuser and the prosecutor, I’m the Lord of hope, and the layer in wait... the worst thing you can imagine... #Corrie #PhelansRevenge
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    Chris Martin
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    Dec 14, 2024
    Being a Blackburn Rovers fan at the moment: #Rovers
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    Chris Martin
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    Jun 11, 2021
    I agree with Theresa May. What kind of strange world is this? #EnoughIsEnough
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    Anthony Fowler
    @afowler06
    Jun 11, 2021
    Isn’t this just completely common sense from @theresa_may but the government somehow can’t see it 🤷🏻‍♂️ Give us our freedom back
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    Chris Martin
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    Aug 9, 2024
    Sammie Szmodics (h). He’s still here, by the way. #Rovers
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    Chris Martin
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    Apr 13, 2024
    GET THE FUCK IN YOU BEAUTIFUL ULTRA DEFENSIVE COUNTER ATTACKING 1-0 SHITHOUSING BASTARDS #Rovers
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    Chris Martin
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    Aug 18, 2018
    To be honest, Hull were one of the worst teams I’ve seen us play for quite some time. There’s just nothing about them. We could have scored at least four or five today - and probably should have done. They need #AllamOut and fast; that guy’s ruining their club. #Rovers #hcafc
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    Chris Martin
    @ChrisMartin_93
    Apr 13, 2024
    Say it with me, everybody: Losing 5-0 to a midtable side with nothing to play for only to win the next game 1-0 away to 3rd in the table who hadn’t lost at home all season before today is the most Blackburn Rovers thing I’ve ever seen… #Rovers
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