Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.
If the Chiefs win, Mahomes officially becomes the GOAT
If the Bills win, Josh Allen ascends Burrow & Lamar to join Mahomes at the top
If the Commanders win, Jayden Daniels will be immortalized in sports history
If the Eagles win, we'll all just quickly move on with our lives