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Coach Joe Stokowski

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Coach Joe Stokowski

@CoachStokowski

Julia's husband. Georgie's #GirlDad. @RedElephant_FB Special Teams Coordinator, General Manager, Director of Applied Science. #RB4L. #NHSSCA. #FasterElephants.

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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
May 5, 2024
My ramblings... 2021 open.spotify.com/episode/06qNiC… youtu.be/euLtv2HJol8?si… simplifaster.com/articles/speed… 2022 open.spotify.com/episode/7GN0vN… youtu.be/lcRkKkv4C6o?si… 2024 open.spotify.com/episode/25SCMl… open.spotify.com/episode/6Hr1c7… open.spotify.com/episode/3xceU2… open.spotify.com/episode/5jT18F… open.spotify.com/episode/3lALZj…
Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Apr 13, 2024
🔰#𝟒𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐆🔰
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Mar 6, 2023
Tell me again how many of your high schoolers run 4.4.
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Oct 28, 2025
Nuclear scientists can't set the edge.
Congressman Michael Baumgartner
@RepBaumgartner
Oct 27, 2025
A four star general in the US military makes $225,000. A top government nuclear scientist makes around $200,000. College sports are a highly subsidized public good and should be regulated as such. Congress passed laws to allow pro sports to have salary caps, so should college
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jan 31, 2025
Kid: Why'd he get an offer? Me: He's 4 inches taller than you. Kid: That's it!? Me: That's it.
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jan 25, 2023
🗣 @clh_strength
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Apr 28, 2021
What he said.
Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jun 30, 2025
Defensive line coaches say they care about their athletes' mental health while still teaching this.
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍
@SirDavidBent
Jun 29, 2025
Start a complicated conversation.
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Sep 21, 2022
"I heard he reads his key instead of chasing eye-candy."
Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jun 18, 2023
What is this called?
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Mar 31, 2023
APPROXIMATE! 40yd = Peak MPH 4.20 = 24.4 4.25 = 24.1 4.30 = 23.8 4.35 = 23.5 4.40 = 23.2 4.45 = 23.0 4.50 = 22.7 4.55 = 22.5 4.60 = 22.2 4.65 = 22.0 4.70 = 21.5 4.75 = 21.3 4.80 = 20.9 4.85 = 20.7 4.90 = 20.3 4.95 = 20.1 5.00 = 19.7 5.10 = 19.1 5.20 = 18.6 5.30 = 18.1 5.40 = 17.6
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jan 15, 2021
In regard to football: If you get bigger but stay the same speed, that's a win. If you stay the same size but get faster, that's also a win. If you get bigger and faster, that's a big win. F = ma
Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jun 11, 2021
Power 5 schools charging $100+ for a stopwatch 40, indy drills with 30+ dudes in a group, and a cheap t-shirt...
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Mar 6, 2023
"Is it mandatory?" ... Good luck in life.
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Coach Joe Stokowski
@CoachStokowski
Jan 16, 2021
Charging a kid $50 for a t-shirt and a hand-timed 40?
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