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Cock Holliday
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Cock Holliday
@CockkHolliday
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Joined December 2018
- Feel bad for the poor son of a bitch who hires the pathetic piece of shit that I am
- Nobody and I mean nobody was a better deep threat than Craig Ostrander. Throw it up and he would just go up and get it. Played the game the right way.
- If I have a daughter she better like football because she is getting named Todd Gurley
- I bet being a race horse is so lit, all you do is get to run and get jacked off all day. I should probably stop tweeting
- My bookie seeing my grandma Venmo me 100$ for Christmas
- Working at this sick ass golf course. Works nice too my body kinda just does all the work and my mind goes on vacation. I’m also stoned because I smoked a joint with my 40 year old best friend Dan behind the 7th green
- How I feel after following the most basic video tutorial for the most basic Excel command
- Excited for the day I make enough money to where my whore wife buys shit like this
- Allow me to introduce the least funny most insufferable one trick pony narcissist I have ever seen
- Still wanted to kill myself the whole time
How do u get good at running without wanting to kill yourself with every step
