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ohhh I get it it’s like a beautiful creek that means everything and makes the whole world spin
coldslaw
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coldslaw
@ColdSlaw444
billboard made me change my mind again
North Carolina
Joined May 2009
- slept so hard I acquired the scar of a complicated & tragic past
- I did this in 2016. I fell asleep in a sales meeting and the VP wanted to fire me. I said it’s okay I’ll just quit. then I went to the pool for 60 days in a rowmight quit my job to focus on summer
- waitress said she’s spilled 2 drinks today and for reasons beyond my understanding I said “omg it’s like a spill day”
- flight tickets should cost $5 roundtrip if you’re flying to see someone you really miss and love
- pizza sounds great yeah like absolutely. but unfortch I’m gonna have to pass. I actually have some raw chicken back home in a plastic bag full of some disgusting marinade I invented. if I don’t cook it tonight the bacteria will go crazy or something
- I said “show me to me please” to my sister yesterday and she told me this video fills her with an immense, inexplicable sadness
- it’s been over a year so I am ready to admit the completely overhyped reaction to this post made me lose my sanity for like 5 weeksslept so hard I acquired the scar of a complicated & tragic past
- Replying to @ColdSlaw444had a summer fling. got back with an ex for a bit. went to bars most nights. ate a lot of bojangle’s and dunkin donuts. lived at the beach so I was swimming in the ocean a lot. got really into cigarettes. hung out with the same 3 girls every single day. went completely broke
- 9 years ago today when I serendipitously matched the rug at a poetry reading. what did it mean
- (so starved of touch and affection my eyes look like half-erased pencil sketches) Oatmeal is actually soo yummy for a breakfast
- was trying to take pics of this bent holo pokemon card and its soul kept jumping out
- Replying to @cumsmutthe more I dwell on it the more I believe it may have been God speaking through me
