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@CollinsUma
PR, Brand and Marketing Communications Expert. Award-Winning Salesman. Tech.
Nigeria
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    @CollinsUma
    Aug 18, 2025
    No, sweetheart, that's not the reason. We were working on a project together one time and she warned me seriously that I must always call her "Dr Kaffy". Spoke to me, a 40+ man, like I was her child. Me that was coordinating a big aspect of the project
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    Dami’ Adenuga
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    Aug 17, 2025
    'Nobody wants to marry me cos I am a single mother of two' - Kaffy
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    @CollinsUma
    Jun 10, 2021
    Robbers attacked Rev Fr Solomon Mfa (St Augustine Parish, Makurdi). This old lady brought him 6 eggs to sympathise with him. He went to visit her and saw where she was living. Then he crowd-funded and built her this house. She moved in 2 days ago. This is Love.
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    @CollinsUma
    Apr 9, 2022
    If Osinachi had left her marriage, churches would have stopped giving her opportunities to minister. Because divorcee.
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    @CollinsUma
    Jun 4, 2024
    I created a socket outside for neighbours to charge phone. This neighbour who's a fashion designer brought her machines and connected to it. On top my prepaid units. She said she thought I bypassed NEPA and wasn't paying. Be good to Nigerians and they'll think you're a criminal
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    Vivian Chikaodi
    @ChikaodiVivian
    Jun 3, 2024
    It’s good to have thoughtful neighbors o, see me sitting at my neighbor’s balcony charging phone and power bank cos he built a fuse outside.
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    @CollinsUma
    Oct 23, 2020
    We may be a thousand miles away from Lekki, but today we in Benue stood in solidarity with all victims of bad leadership in Lekki and everywhere else. We lit candles for all the fallen heroes. #EndSARS #BenueProtest
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    @CollinsUma
    May 23, 2022
    This is the babe that beat incumbent House of Reps member, Francis Ottah Agbo, at yesterday's primaries. She scored 71 votes against his 35. Her name is Aida Nath Ogwuche. You will see and hear her a lot in the next assembly.
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    @CollinsUma
    Oct 18, 2021
    We actually did something last year
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    @CollinsUma
    Mar 4, 2022
    Asked her out. 2 days later her mother called me. "My daughter told me about you. I want to travel, come and give mummy transport"
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    @Mr_Lu3se
    Mar 3, 2022
    What's the most random way a babe has billed you before? Like a completely unprovoked billing. This is a safe space.
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    @CollinsUma
    Oct 6, 2018
    In Sept 2006 a NAF Plane crashed in Benue killing 13 officers on board. 5 survived after 14 yr old Detimbir Chia found the crash site and called for help. He was asked what he'd like to be. He said 'Soldier'. Today Detimbir is getting decorated as a 2nd Lieutenant. #TrueHero
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    @CollinsUma
    Aug 30, 2017
    While you're standing with Houston, please also pray for my people in Makurdi #Flood
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    @CollinsUma
    Nov 29, 2020
    Northern Nigeria is still a little pissed
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    @CollinsUma
    May 7, 2020
    In Makurdi, @officialEFCC brought armed men and arrested the owner of Star Shawarma over a transaction of N1600(one thousand six hundred Naira). A staff of EFCC made a purchase and transferred the amount but it wasn't seen on time. She now used her powers to shut down the eatery
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    @CollinsUma
    Nov 2, 2020
    "They held me for a little over an hour, seized my passport and I missed my flight. My passport is still seized up until this very moment and I have still not been made aware of what I am under investigation for." - @Mochievous
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    @CollinsUma
    Apr 1, 2020
    This morning we lost Dr Dzuana Philip to Lassa Fever. He worked at the Federal Medical Centre Makurdi. 178 persons out of 932 confirmed to have Lassa Fever have died in 2020 alone. At least 10 of these are health workers. But @NCDCgov will not publicize this and I wonder why.
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